Crinkle fries are gross anyway.

"I SAW YOU IN THE HELICOPTER!" Classic.

To say this made me feel "feelings" is a gross understatement of fact.

Every single part of this post made me sad.

I say, go buck wild after the ceremony, but I find it distasteful to photograph actual vow exchanges. It seems rude to do something else (even if it's photographing the actual event) while people are pledging their lives to each other. But, yeah, shoot the shit out of some reception shenanigans.

This isn't even an "I told you so" situation, this is a "we all knew, come the fuck on" situation. As an editor, I can empathize with your feelings, but as someone who could smell Hugo's shit from a mile away, I'm aghast that he was ever even published here.

Uh, America's Sweethearts role reversal here or WHAT?

Yeah, that "win for everyone" comment made me want to throw my computer out a window when I read it this weekend.

I've never enjoyed Ken Cosgrove so thoroughly in my life. Yet even his tap-antics couldn't help the stagey nature of the whole thing and the cheap-looking flashbacks that I am pretty sure no one wants to see anymore (also, is a Paul Rust knockoff the best we could get for young Don? Dick? Whoever?).

Why the fuck do people insist on writing these kind of ads? Good God.

Plus one to this.

"Some mums consume the heads of those who choose to wear them."

Right? Icks. Inappropriate. And, just, WHY?

First off, yes, this was an entirely stupid segment that they spent WAY too much time on. But, additionally, I felt a bit icky when Matt said the "worst thing" was that Willie hadn't called him or talked to him since. Oof.

Yes, exactly! I also found it jarring and weird that BEING ELMO was about Clash and that his personal life was essentially missing from the narrative.

Considering I like to pretend that PP doesn't even exist in Internet form, there's no reason for me to buy this book. However, godspeed to Tracie and Rich on their latest endeavor.

Seriously - how is this POSSIBLY true? "Although we consulted with Native American friends and Native American studies experts at the University of California, we realize now that we have offended people."

Having a drug addict on a show about drugs to tell people to do drugs is distasteful and wrong-headed at best. Come on.

Eh, Roddick has been playing as if he was retired for years now (read: poorly and intermittently).