To their credit, this is the most people have talked about Sprite since the last flu outbreak.

Maybe Aimee is just really well hydrated

After the homeless people video stunt at his wedding (yes, I know he didn’t create it but he found it hilarious), it’s unsurprising that he’d entirely miss the point of Jesse’s speech. He seems like the frat dude who tries to seem really deep and in touch with the world but deep down, is just an immature jackass like…

Number one, I’m calm. Just annoyed.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

I don’t know. I think that you’re overestimating the compositional skills/inclinations of the general public. Most people just aren’t great essay writers, even professionals in other creative fields. I thought she got her point across perfectly well.

Yes, because all learning disabilities are EXACTLY the same. smh

I feel like the comparison images where Liam has facial hair and Chris doesn’t aren’t really fair. Both of them look exponentially better with some hair on their face and to get a true comparison they need to either both be baby-faced or neither. For example:

Liam's super cute but Chris is Thor. Thor wins. All day. Everyday.

Oh, christ.

Counterpoint: there are a wide variety of learning disabilities, some of which would bear on this matter, others of which would not.

SHUT UP.

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Details please? Is it rigged?

SHUT YO MOUTH! You’ve been living the American (well, this Americans) dream!

You were on Cash Cab? I’m going to need some more information about that.

I was on Cash Cab and I can validate. :)

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

*hands over ten of something on a silver platter*

All the stars for you. I'm still giggling at this five minutes later.