What a great, honest response to why you hate a song. Good job, Mara Wilson.

Yeah, back off, people with genuine affection for STAR WARS! Only George Lucas can decide how to hurt the franchise and all of our happy memories.

Sounds like LEFT BEHIND and BATTLEFIELD EARTH would make a brilliant double bill. Or…maybe a triple bill with FACE-OFF as the final film…of course that would break with the religious theme but it DOES feature doves and other sacramental iconography. More importantly, it rewards the film-goer with the treat of Travolta…

I did assume it was Clea Duvall at first. Kate Mara! Who knew you were so funny.

Good job, little ladies.

Yay! *End of transmission*

Can't wait to read this. What a promising review as well…

The Blacklist? Really? Her?

I love BenDeLa but if the LipSynch is what the efforts of the week truly boil down to, it was Darienne's to win. That Kelly Clarkson song was a big girl jam and she did a better job with it. Yes, BenDeLa is undeniably talented but I'm not steaming about this. I sort of agree with some of the judges comments that…

Any scene set in Merlotte's on TRUE BLOOD immediately made me crave a plate of onion rings and a cold beer.

Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]
Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]

You're right in that it's a sexy violent soap. But when Alan Ball was showrunner he used to shoe-horn some gay coming out metaphors and religious persecution/vampire witch-hunt stuff. Or not. Maybe I'm cray.

I feel like it used to try to make allegories to current political/social situations. It's super dumb though, now more than ever. I mean, I'm going to watch because I'm a moron but my heart's not in it.

I don't hate this song. It reminds me of grade school dances. It informs you, as a 12 and 13 year old, what slow dances are supposed to look and feel like. It serves a purpose. It's instructional for pre-teens. I guess it's a bit lame if you still find it meaningful past the age of 20 though.

The best was Darienne Lake in the Untucked Lounge: Gun to head, who would I kai kai with? Gun to head who would I choose?

One day, Jaden Smith will marry Kate Hudson. Their unholy union will be terrifying to witness. Phantom planet will play their wedding and Guy Fieri's children will prepare deviled eggs for the reception. They will give birth to the least talented but most omnipresent nepotism-lebrity ever and it will tear this world…

The Chemistry textbooks were crystal blue. Nice allusion to Breaking Bad, writing team!

I'm so glad this show is awesome. I love ladies and improv and Amy Poehler. I didn't want any of those things to fail. AND the best news is that my wife loves the show too! We never agree on goddam anything!

Loved the pajama seduction sketch. At first I wasn't sure if it was a genre parody of sorts or if was just a premise of maybe a husband and wife who are just really bad at role-playing. In the end it didn't matter. I'm laughing whilst thinking about it now.

Crossing my fingers for a Usagi Yojimbo cameo.