No.

That last sentence is brutal!

To the man-cave!

I’m also a tall man who rides the subway every day. And yet I didn’t feel the need to don my fedora of justice.

Yeah, man. Tall dudes also grope women on the subway.

-_-

People still say midget?

Dr. Luke reminds me of Nick Loeb. Another guy incapable of letting go so they spend all their time dragging these women in to court with ridiculous bullshit. Also, abusers.

Can someone get me some rubber gloves? Lena Dunham’s schtick is way past its sell-by date and I need to take it to the dumpster.

If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.

If I had a nickel for every time I yelled “look at this fucking guy” while driving in the Commonwealth, well, I could afford to buy a house there.

Masshole

All cocks are dicks, but not all dicks are cocks.

Just you. “Cock” always seemed weird to me. “Cock” seems strictly porn-y whereas “dick” is like an everyman name for it. And me and my friends never called each other a cockhead.

I think about a face and a half ago.

CHICKEN CUTLETS!!!!