No, no, keep it up, Dan. Stay unfuckable.
She also said all those Instagram things, right? Total genius.
You don’t use AdBlock? Welcome to 2005, here’s your Sufjan Stevens album and wrist cuff watch.
She hands back all of the essays dramatically one by one until she gets to the lowest two grades, but there’s only one essay left in her hands and the student who’s essay is not in her hands must leave the classroom.
Meets Freddy Krueger.
And child brides aren’t rape victims?
I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.
I KNOW! I keep trying to get excited about Shade Court being back but I keep getting stuck on JAMAICA KINCAID READS SHADE COURT!
Y’all can pull yasss out of my cold, cheeto dusted hands.
My god, Jamaica Kincaid, if you read the comments here at Jezebel, please know you are one of my heroes. “Girl” changed my life.
I think “them boobies look different” is the one thing we all can agree on. World peace now?
Only one. I dated this nerd to make him look cool because I really needed the money to replace the white suede outfit I had borrowed without my mom’s permission.
He likes you too... as long as you’re not one of those Christ-killing Jews. You aren’t, are you?
Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.
Angelina and Jen: We’re in love. And having a baby.
The “Unsinkable Molly Brows” option will.