I'll be your philanthropic, slightly misanthropic next-door neighbor who adopts all the dogs so that all the babies can play with them. If I may.

Hey, don't stigmatize herpes.

I think she's lucky to be white and fair skinned for more reasons than just being able to reveal the bruise.

"Jessica Chastain is going to playMarilyn Monroe in a movie. "

"Dopplebaby" is my new favorite word.

fuck off

Gee, if only you could go back in time and warm this woman! Its be ever so much more helpful than this ridiculous victim blaming bullshit.

Nah, Vermont is the Oregon of the Northeast, but up-Maine and Northcountry NH are tied for title of south of the north.

I like what I see here. Bacon plush, futurama, bedroom sriracha

EVERYONE'S WEARING OXBLOOD!

Would Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet be willing to put out a video? For, uh, instructional purposes? I'm not even kidding. Lisa Bonet clearly has some skills I could benefit from learning.

Doug, what's a polite way to tell you your Dirt Bags are the absolute worst?

Every time Jezebel reports on Lena Dunham without addressing the problematic way it handled that Vogue mess, you guys lose credibility. Which is a bummer because I feel like it is such a strong site for so many things, things we really need a voice like Jezebel's for. A simple "we messed this one up, guys" would go a…

He shall be The Stallion Who Mounts the World!

Could you please send him this message? Thank you.

It's BECKHAM, you philistine!

Her?