Why just stick with Comic Sans or Papyrus when you can have the best of both worlds?

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Imagine the poor boyfriend. “I said I wanted strippers, not scriptures.”

I am a little younger than Miss Kitty Cat (above) but I remember going to the Anaheim Halloween parade at about that same age..

I really appreciate that moving sidewalks got what appears to be top billing in their “world of tomorrow” mural.

I was SO HOPING this will make the rounds again. It’s such a perfect storm of misogyny, anti-LGBT imagery, gross sexual innuendo and just plain weirdness that if the sight of it pops gaskets in a just a few of the Trump army, it’ll be well worth it.

I’ll never forget this charming ditty of his.

Greg is terrible but I ship it anyway. At least he’s like, the tiniest bit self-aware about his problems. Josh is a helpless child, and Rebecca needs to go back to therapy (NOT just with the dream ghost) and get her head sorted out for real.

They’re fancy too!

I know I shouldn’t love Greg but he gave me my anthem “Settle for me” and for that I love him

They’re both very flawed. Team Darryl & White Josh 4 Lyfe!

while my heart was rooting for Katya, my mind knew Alaska deserved her sweep, though I couldn’t help but wonder what might have happened had Alyssa Edwards not been (WRONGLY) sent home in the penultimate episode.

I am just not ready yet. I’ll accept her win, but my heart still is with Katya.

Want to really question the collective judgment of our household? I was one of two women who agreed to stick a vodka-soaked tampon in our pussies. My SO was one of two dudes who agreed to stick a vodka-soaked tampon in their buttholes. The other dude got an anal fissure from it and had to explain the whole thing to a…

My best friend and I were in the parking lot of a church (we attended his great-uncle’s funeral) when he dared me to sneeze on his deceased’s face. My friend absolutely loathed his uncle, and for good reason. But he’d promised to briefly attend the service and not make a scene, so he wanted one last posthumous dig…

I wanna party with Bruno Mars because I feel like I would get to live my dream of having a legit my-whole-crew-versus-your-whole-crew dance battle.

As a not married person (although in decade plus relationship), I have a question about something I’ve seen A LOT lately. Marriages dissolving after less than a year. What the hell is going on? They can’t all be drugs/violence/other deal breaking scary things. What are/aren’t you doing as a couple before you get…

Hey, friend. Four years is an AMAZING achievement. You are kicking ass every single day. Hang in there like a kitten on the poster in your grade school guidance counselor’s office. Internet *high fives* and *hugs* for you today. Keep on being awesome.

Something I didn’t know about Jamie Lee Curtis. I am almost 4 years sober and lately have been having a very hard time. I don’t do AA because I don’t agree with it, and my husband and I are somewhat new to a state where we don’t have close friends. Work has been very stressful lately and last night we went out to…