Sidepiece is both self-explanatory and gender neutral.

Mastress. Make it happen.

#NeverForget their amazingly hideous matching hairdos that made them look like twins from Village of the Damned.

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

So......I am really pulling for Rob and Chy. I dated someone who had clinical depression and went through the ups and downs just like Rob. It was incredibly tumultuous and we fought very often. Watching their show is like reliving that relationship. When things were good, they were fucking great but when they were…

He’s basically having his models wear multi-colored locs as a “costume.” Also, his comment about straightening hair is just stupid....there are WOC who do have straight hair (including myself). My mom’s side is Creole and in my family we have everything from blonde nappy hair to straight hair that is so black it…

The entire existence of 50 Shades of whatever is justified for these awesome gif-filled reviews: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/34…

What the hell is going on with the shape of Henry Cavill’s body? It it Holy Steroids, Batman or just shitty Photoshop?

Forget clear plastic clothes, I want to bring back clear plastic inflatable furniture of the late 90s!

Why on earth would they go with fucking Lauer for the forum when they have Maddow? Matt Lauer is an idiot.

The line between reality and fantasy is still a little blurry for 6-year-olds, but STILL - I love that her first instinct was to protect her family.

Jesus Christ, she ran right up under that robber. He could’ve reflexively swung down at her. Jesus.

You, me and Costanza...

People who heckle comics must be suckers for punishment.. picking a fight with a person who is literally there because they are funny (and often incisive and quick thinkers), in a setting where literally 99.9% of the people present like them and are -at best- indifferent to you.

wow 19 years

BAM BAM BAM BAM
all at once.

did I do something good? was I a good girl? did santa finally get my letter? did Satan get my soul-selling request?

You find a friend who has hulu, but needs netflix, and swap passcodes?

I admit, if there was a buddy comedy starring Corey Feldman and the ghost of Corey Haim, I’d probably at least hit a matinee showing.

Plenty of us got daddy issues, but for heaven’s sake, Olsen ladies, find hot old dudes to bang! This Condo guy looks like Mr. Potato Head with the mustache piece missing.

Seriously. They both kind of bum me out. Also, especially: