This is a silly comment. When designed properly, water parks can be both safe and thrilling. There are plenty of other water parks with excellent safety records. 

Exactly, and nobody was allowed in the raft unless all three passengers met the weight requirement (though how accurate that weight requirement was is up for debate).

“For what it’s worth”. Well, I’ll tell you, that comment of yours was worthless.

It’s super creepy to come on here and blame the guy whose child was decapitated and then point out he’s an evil Republican, as though that literally has one fucking thing to do with his child’s death. The genius who designed the ride and the park has literally no education or technical skill to build rides like these,…

Incesticide was a B-sides collection, not a studio album. The original prompt didn’t specify, but I think it’s fair to assume that we’re talking about new material and not a compilation or live album.

Who knew Saga was based on a true story?!

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The court was not swayed by his lawyer’s claim that the person in the video was not A$AP Rocky, but was, in fact, A$AP Rocky Lobster.

How about artisinial craft bleach, lovingly made in small batches by big blokes with beards, flavoured with traces of bergamot, fennel and a big bunch of keys, carefully aged in a galvanised bucket under the sink?

Gabe, the resistance cannot welcome Zlatan, Zlatan can only welcome the resistance.

My relatives are indeed horrible.

And if it HAS to be a specific song, couldn’t it be “Just A Gigolo?”

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

I spent 80 minutes of my life last night reading feral hogs memes, and I don’t regret a second.

I hate it when a subsection of American people believe that an amendment is somehow more important than the lives of people. It’s okay that people in El Paso and Dayton die because of something that was written by slave owners nearly 300 years ago? Seriously?

My advice is just to straight out tell them that they need to order food or leave, that you want the table free for people actually ordering food. They are both costing the restaurant revenue and the servers tips. It is not a coffee shop.

of course he only says that after he shoots, hypocrite

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“Dear Wasps,” (a Haiku)