The fuck did you get that from? No one said anything like that.

0.09 is bad. There are noticeable differences in reaction speeds and ability. If you’re on the freeway you generally have time to adjust, but city driving is worse.

If stopping every car gives the chance of saving at least 1 life that could be lost to a drunk driver then it seems like a good trade off to me.

I would encourage you to read the statistics on how many people are caught in checkstops before you pass judgement.

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“From the producers of Jackie Jormp-Jomp starring Jenna Maroney”

if it’s concurrent, he has a chance at getting out after 25 years.

That will mean a TON of innocent people can’t or won’t use it. Minor felonies and undocumented immigrants for instance. Plus, how are they doing the check? What about people who are travelling abroad? If they do a check in the US but are requesting a lyft in Spain, is lyft supposed to check with the Spanish…

something “a little bit more straightforward.”

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

I’d like to pull him aside and get his honest thoughts on all the racist bones their bodies allegedly don’t have

long-planned USA blacks & all non-whites out theme night

I think you put a typo in there by mistake. It’s supposed to a “USA: Blacks out theme night”

Because they’re assholes.

Louis CK doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt in this case. Them’s the breaks. I think he should be able to go out and perform but he should not be surprised this kind of thing will happen, and will continue to happen.

Okay there, Tomato sleeper account.