If that were so true, 50% of us wouldn't have made it through childhood.

Tell me more about this "gorilla warfare." I've always wondered how we can fight those motherfuckers effectively.

It finally showed up again for me when I went through the Jezebel homepage instead of the sidebar.

Why is it different than sexual abuse? I've yet to see you give a compelling answer, besides the fact that you just don't think it is.

Samesies! My reply was far more terse than intended.

I think you mean H. Jon Benjamin, the voice of Archer.

Why is it funny? The episode just aired, and it was a dick move to write this headline.

Edited: never mind.

She ruins the show for me. Over-the-top, irritating and doesn't match the tone of the show. She's gotta stop it with the bad Eartha Kitt imitation already.

This is actually hilarious. Well done.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Uuuughhghhhhh Songbird was so, so sad, especially after you play Burial at Sea.

Unfortunately for animal rights advocates, PETA, and people like this woman, are the only voices anyone hears.

You've seen PETA's ad campaigns, right? They don't give a fuck about feminism or women.

Stand up straight, for the love of Christ.

also my post comes off as super know-it-all-y. Sorry about that!

She has no claws (at least in the front, unsure about the back). She was born without them.

She is completely insufferable.

#BoxedWineyGate

Shoulda changed it to The Inquisitors.