What I’m trying to say is WHAT IF THOSE DEAD SPOUSES NEVER LEFT THE HOUSE

Can we just turn it into a horror movie, please

I fuckin loved Full House. Loved it. I have the seasons on DVD and watch it religiously when it was on television.

But even this, to me....it feels....wrong? Like a really surreal nightmare where everything seems normal but there’s just something...not right.

There’s something evil in that house.

I will fully welcome our future ape overlords once they defeat Trump.

Yeah he looks like Zoolander but let’s not ignore the bigger issue here. Who names an orange tabby Mojito?

You know when you’re struggling to get your kid in the car seat after grocery shopping and he’s arching his back and screaming and theres someone behind you trying to get your parking spot so you try to mouth “I’m sorry! I dont know what’s gotten into him!”

too soon.

First photo looks like she just realized she agreed to sleep with Donald Trump to save America.

Your insistence on properly identifying parts of speech is what’s keeping us from the revolution

http://redcarpetrampage.com/ Prepare to lose half your evening.

Speaking of shocking age news, Leonardo DiCaprio hooked up with a 30-year-old.

Damn. I want Prince’s photo on MY passport.

Ah man I want him at my wedding if this would happen

45 pounds heavier due to stupid ugly fur coats

who knew wood pulp was so delicious?

Josh and Kat really do look happy, don’t they? I hope they truly are. They’re both on my Unreasonably Like list.

You did better than me. I just called them: Row of Douches.

I don’t know if this was covered elsewhere today or not but it made my day:

Kanyes’s new line is um, interesting.

i dont understand why this isn’t a bigger conversation!!!