This legitimately saddens me. I want to give him a hug.

For Sale:

Personally, I just don’t understand why women continue to join the military when we’ve heard all these horror stories about widespread sexual abuse and a system that only makes it worse for survivors. I know there are efforts being made to change that, but it’s not like the problem is disappearing, and it’s not like…

It sounds fair to me. They need to take care of their rape problem first though.

You know how if you wear a very tight, high ponytail all day, when you let it out it feels like someone just tried to scalp you? Her boobs must feel like that at the end of the night. #freebritney

I think Britney Spears’ boobs also suffer for her art.

Welp, I just woke up, but that’s enough Internet for today.

if only to do this...my god these people are my heroes

Unpopular Opinion: I don’t want to read any more books based on The Holocaust. Sarah’s Key, The Lampshade, The Book Thief, Number the Stars, All the Light We Cannot See...

Again? Patti Smith’s memoir was already the inspiration for the Ryan Reynolds/Amy smart film adaptation.

or let there be NOTHING BUT VOLLEYBALL SCENES

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

Maternity pants (jeans in particular) are the absolute best. I don’t understand why we don’t wear these suckers all the time. I had my daughter 2 and a half years ago and couldn’t handle the trauma of finding pants that fit my new “mom bod.” I rock a ton of dresses now.

“More like LEAN IN Cuisine, am I right, ladies???”

She could have. Penelope Miller issued a statement that she did in fact vote for Michael B. Jordan and one other AA actor, and she was very sad when the nominations came out and they didn’t make the cut.

Another question that should be asked is if she chooses people of color to work in the movies she produces? Not just actors but screenwriters, costume designers, cinematographers...she owns a production company and is an A lister. She can use more than her vote to change the real problem.

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

That’s why I love our ped. Someone once called while we were in the office, begging for the doc to see her toddler, who had a fever and a rash. They were not current patients. The doctor said “are your children vaccinated?” And when she said no, our ped said “sorry, I can’t see you. I can’t endanger kids in my…

The only question I had when I was speaking with pediatricians was “Do you allow non-vaccinated patients?” If there was even a waffle outside of “only for medical necessity, i.e. allergies” I was done. I was pleasantly surprised that most said no with no exceptions.

Make sure to hold on to your children really tightly as you walk in to your doctor’s office though.