Seriously, she needs remedial parenting class. Not only was this woman unashamed of her son murdering 4 people, she was willing to give up her own life to take him on the run. Giving up everything to take your child elsewhere for medical treatment is amazing parenting, giving up everything to take your mass murderer*…

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I think younger kids like this band the most. I mean, what adult would actually refer to this band as 5SOS (pronounced 5sauce)? Only children would call them that nickname.

I stalked the blog of my ex’s new girlfriend for a whole year after he and I broke up.

I’m team “Miranda, you are better off without him”

It’s sad how often this skit is realized.

ah! you should! my sister stopped watching along the way because she said it was boring but i loved it. i don’t even watch it for luther (idris’ character). i watch it for alice morgan.

If I were in the UK, I’d be watching the series finale of Luther and contemplating binge-watching the series tomorrow. Sigh.

I pronounce it ME-AH.

walk away before we fight

I thought the sad face was because someone had vandalized her car with stickers.

Mother, May I Mess With Perfection?

I thought Alyssa was Kris Jenner for a sec...honey, no.

Unpopular opinion from someone who works in theatre: Yeah, naw, Aretha was still being rude as fuck.

How do famous people get into relationships so quickly? I meet someone I can stand about once every five years.

I was one of the 10 million. I thought “hey, my sister and my mother like Adele, and it’d be nice to host them, this might be a nice gift for the two of them”. So I logged on at 10 am, went over to ticketmaster and....five minutes later I decided I didn’t really love my mother or sister that much.

Ok Kylie. Let’s talk.

Oh fuck yes.