I’ve been married for 2 years and dated my man for an additional 4 years. I refuse to allow either of us to poop or pee in front of each other. I really don’t care if other people do it or don’t do it-that’s where we’ve drawn the line and that’s where it’ll stay.

Paul Ryan demanding “family time” fills me with a blind rage.

“Vox and Sheryl Sandberg have both stepped forward to praise Paul Ryan for demanding his “family time” as a condition of running for Speaker of the House.”

I’m not the only one that sang the first paragraph out loud am I?

Paul Ryan’s entire life is an example of “for me, but not thee.”

THIS. Hubs and I make a good living and we can’t afford anything. It’s so depressing, knowing we can’t afford a strip of a grass for my toddler.

As John Oliver so rightly pointed out, the “liability reasons” thing is actually a huge myth that most restaurateurs believe in:

We all know who’s behind this latest attempt to smear Olivia’s name...

*immediately starts scouring the comments to see which regulars have disappeared*

Whoa, I read this as “Kirsten Dunst’s family...” and got really sad for her. I did not realize I had that many feelings about Claudia from Interview with a Vampire.

Not to mention how she ghosted Sean Penn.

Anne Hathaway is pregnant! Isn’t that great? A source says she “wants to keep it quiet” until she “has an official pregnant belly,”

Graham Norton does the best interviews. His sofa is always the best and he gets the best reactions out of his guests. I hope he never goes to the States and does a shitty version of his show there.

I just took this as an announcement that she has poor hand hygiene.

hear, hear

I think we’re getting to the point where people just find facts and reality itself offensive. I’m waiting for someone to sue the CDC for offending their religious liberty.

If I had any remaining doubt that Ronan Farrow is Frank Sinatra’s son, that Twitpic just blew it all away. Young Blue Eyes, indeed.

Also, my mom went to high school with Tom Hanks and her yearbook is full of gawky baby Hanks and it has endeared him to me forever.

When is the last time a women’s sport was covered with the depth and interest that even shitty men’s teams get?

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”