Thanks, Internet. I am done today.

She had "Pacey and Joey 4eva" stitched on some pillows.

Growing up, my mom LOVED the Jane Fonda Workout and my sister and I would do it with her. I covet one of those leotards. I would do almost anything for one. And then I would wear it to the gym to make my fellow workout devotees jealous.

I am in this club. I have a wedding band, That's it. It is perfect. And I am not constantly banging things with it.

76 degrees here, mostly because we had a baby and were worried he would get too cold. But anything lower and I get too cold.

This. It can never be an either/or. In south Florida (Naples represent), it has to be both.

I feel like he wore this face the entire weekend in Rhode Island.

I'm crying. Also, going to use the "or burn the house down with the pet inside" as a way to get my hubby to redo my kitchen.

People are buying this after seeing that packaging? I have never been so thrilled to just use Chap-Stick in all my life.

Well, according to Officer Dave Sanderson, Jerry has been cited on more than one occasion for public urination. And I think you mean Larry.

As a white person, I am mortified by Erin Smith and her stupid petition. Jesse Williams speech was amazing and I can't wait to welcome him back to Grey's next season.

We have an audio baby monitor. I thought the video ones were too creepy. We keep it low, but I am a deep sleeper, so it alerts me before the baby has screamed himself excitedly awake and then doesn't want to go back to sleep.

John Krazinski and Emily Blunt's house is haunted by the ghost of Jimmy Kimmel.

Love is dead. On a side note, I still want to go to Bali - with Javier Bardem.

Kill Bill is the absolute best and Daryl Hannah is a gem in it.

“Splash” is the absolute best and for my generation, it was the movie that introduced me to this fabulous idea of being a mermaid. I also put salt in the water and it didn't work. But I did marry a guy who looks somewhat like Tom Hanks in that movie.

Aw man. I want to like Ben Affleck. But being a die-hard Pats fan and defending Brady when he totally cheated? Totally unattractive.

Was this possible "friend" Lin Manuel-Miranda, who then used love is love is love at the Tonys?!

He’s running because he’s the only Republican who polled better than the Democrats who are running for his seat. As a Floridian, I can’t wait to cast my vote against him AGAIN. I cannot believe Florida would want to reelect the guy who never showed up to represent our interests.

Rebel Wilson, my calorie burn on my watch tells me I can eat that many extra calories in ice cream. You are not alone.