Come on. I am sure this mother feels absolutely terrible about this. And you can say you would be caring for your children all you want, but have you ever taken your eye off your kid to do something? Has your kid ever been excited to see something and run ahead and you lost sight of him or her just for a second? It's…

This sucks. These athletes train so hard for this and their options are swim in something that could make you violently ill or skip this Olympics and hope you can do it again in four years.

THIS. Don't get me wrong, I loved my baby shower and I needed the stuff, but you don't need to make the people in your life come to multiple parties to celebrate the fact that you are having a baby while forcing them to buy you gifts. No. No. No.

Blisters on your lips from all that kissing. No thank you.

That’s not what I was saying at all. He is just as culpable as Kristen Stewart is, but the difference is that she was called out because she said something about it that was printed in the press. If he said something, I am sure he would be called out for it, too. But he hasn't been asked since the allegations…

F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Maybe it is because people like Kristen Stewart make news about it by saying ridiculous things about working with him and that situation? Also because Woody Allen’s daughter didn’t bring up the sexual allegations again until Cate Blanchett was winning awards for Blue Jasmine, which came after Midnight in Paris? Not…

Thank you!!!

Look! He built a wall around his food - just like the wall he wants Mexico to build.

I once read a book whose title aptly described parenthood to me - “All Joy and No Fun.” Here’s the thing about parenting. It’s great, but it is also the hardest and some days worst thing I have ever done. I love my son more than anything. He is so smart and hilarious and he brings me joy every day. And I knew that my…

These photos make me thrilled she gets to retire. Poor girl.

This to me was the best part of the piece. I’m so sorry that the burden was put on you to be the legacy. After I read it, I sent it to a friend who lost her mom last year. And then I called my mom.

I am chalking it up to mistakes she will make in her 20s. I am sure she will look back on it in a few years and be mortified.

Target, I am one of the 38 percent that will still turn to you for my fabric softner and other needs. Also, I will take my son. And we will pee in the bathrooms if we have to. I am not worried about his protection. He is with me. I am more worried about customers seeing me pee when he opens the stall door because he…

Part of me knows she’s an idiot who could just ask for light ice and be done with it. Part of me applauds her because at $4.51 a pop, my iced venti chai should damn well be mostly chai and little ice. If not, I, too, deserve $5 million.

I live in one of the counties where Planned Parenthood performs abortions. Thankfully, it was also decided that Florida couldn't revoke Planned Parenthood funding (even though our gutless governor and the Legislature tried). Stay out of my uterus, Rick Scott.

Before I even opened this story, I thought it will be the pastrami sandwich from Shapiro's. And I was right! Damn, I miss that place.

Maybe this will stop the "Doves are crying, RIP Prince" tributes. He was so much more than that song.

Kevin Smith has a great Prince story.

The fact that his mommy is taking out the ad to help him is very telling. He'll fail, but he lives in Bel-Air, so I am sure mommy and daddy can help him land on his feet. And now I'm depressed.