I don’t know WTF is wrong with me.... but I like (!??) this....?

ok. they did a rockin job with this one.

This is the most perfectly titled blog post. Rock ON Jia.

this is exasperating!

I think she has gone crazy. But definitely in a good way. My kind of crazy.

guys! that is pure speculation. franzen himself has NEVER confirmed that.

ok. he has a total foot in mouth syndrome. but he’s such a fucking beautiful writer that i will forgive him of most anything. his characters are always deep and multifaceted, regardless of gender... i choose to judge his character by the way he treats his characters... which is with love and sympathy and understanding…

girl, i feel you on peeing bright orange. i am so over that shit.

I once had a UTI that got so bad it turned into a kidney infection — I ended up in the ER twice. Once with a 104 degree fever. It was the sickest I have ever been in my life.

girl... is that a tat or pubes?

no one man should be THAT FUCKING SEXY.

“male-oriented companies?” what the hell does that mean?

I am so terribly sorry this happened for you. We support you. We trust your experience.

rich people wear leather vests in the summer

acne extractions. just what it sounds like. and it really fucking hurts.

I don’t care? Getting laid is awesome. I’ve never met a naked dick I didn’t like.

holy shit. that janelle monae song. art matters, yall.

he’s... beautiful

That is kind of fantastic.....

mia goth? of the sims family?