ughhh this gif is so perfect. i want to go, but am weirdly embarrassed about it!!??

i’m old, i guess...

why is she yelling? people watch this?

why is she telling? jesus christ.

WHAT? That performance was AWFUL... Rihanna was barely even singing and not bothering to hide the fact that the audience was mostly listening to a backing track...

“You can get a nose job if you want.”

I was 23 and I met Dave Eggers at a book fair. The tears started and would not stop. I thanked him for “changing... my... life” while snotty crying.

HOLY SHIT! Even OJ loves Kris Jenner’s friends.

That’s an incredible detail. My mom told me that her father, on his deathbed, started trying to tell her where Jimmy Hoffa was, but she was pretty sure he was just hallucinating (lots of painkillers).

I need to ask my mother about this! Apparently my grandfather got into the business by running liquor across the river (by boat).

I have a lebanese former mobster grandfather too! from detroit!

oh my god. that video of little north going to ballet class and getting swarmed by photographers is horrifying...

OH MY GOD this website....

Your mom needs a therapist to talk all this out with!

I grew up in a small town. A kid a year above me in school had Down’s. He was so well-liked, and such a lovely human... he was prom king his senior year and probably homecoming king and the like. A gift of a human being, and everyone saw it.

I’m from Ventura County originally and all my family is still there... I know a few social workers and lots of good people. Can I help you?

Are there any LA jezzies around who can help our friend???

SOPRANOS — BEST SHOW EVER!!!

Good God. Couldn’t they get a female officer to interview this poor girl???

all you guys kidding?? all of this stuff is ATROCIOUS.