Basic humanity’s probably too much to hope for.

Well that’s convenient.

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE DISGUSTING DIANA STALKING!

Melania’s husband repeatedly perved and practically stalked Harry’s mother as well as bragged about having the ability to fuck Princess Diana before and after her death.

I just really hope Charles takes the job for however long the mourning period is for Elizabeth, then passes it along. I’ve never liked him, and he has no hope of being anything but disappointing as the follow up to his mom.

There’s an old saying that goes “The person who wants the job least might be the best person for the job.”

““[Y]ou’ve been very busy,” he reportedly said.”

Melania, honey, whatever you paid for that suit was too much. It’s very unflattering.

Silver lining: I’m super jealous that you apparently got to spend the day with your dog and witness all of this.

Frida really IS a very Good Girl. All rescuers and disaster workers are heroes. I hope Mexico does not experience any further disaster, be it storm or earthquake. I hope they are able to recover. I hope they receive the help they need from other countries and relief agencies.

So far today, my dog has done the following: refused to go outside for his morning pee because it was mildly cold; barked at a toddler trying to ride his tricycle; tripped over my laptop cord (x3); knocked over the spent artillery shell my husband keeps as a doorstop (....long story) (x2); tried to eat the postman;…

Frieda is a VERY Good Dog. So are her colleagues

Frida is a very good doggo.

Not just that, but the way she put it: “Why are you always taking a videos of me and I don’t know it?” means that he’s filmed her without her permission more than once, possibly on a semi-regular basis.

I’m even more horrified thinking of the helpless infant in their care.

So, I used to have a thing for Ian Somerhalder because he is so pretty, but then I saw him at a Vampire Diaries Comic-Con panel. No one else in the cast would sit next to him, and he made a really disgusting joke about how much pussy he was going to get that weekend. It killed my ladyboner dead. He is gross gross…

And how hi-larious that he filmed her without her knowledge/consent when she was freaking out about it. *barf*

I was ticking them off in my head.

Seriously, how coddled and unduly confident do you have to be to think that this will just go over as a cute story? This is someone that has never faced consequences in his life.

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.