I bet the cream helps, but once I had really great mashed potatoes in a restaurant and I asked for the recipe. The waiter just said it was “a little but of salt, a little bit of pepper and a whole lot of butter.” Massive quantities of butter is often the secret in restaurant food.

Stick a couple of bangers in and you’re sorted.

Yeah that whole situation sounds like the person in article was on drugs.. hopefully she gets help? The tone of the article is throwing me for a loop, not sure what we are supposed to take from it (I’m esl tho?) but I sincerely hope that girl gets the help she needs o_o

I was a meth user for quite some time and thank GOD I never picked at my face. I know that sounds shallow but man, that screams meth like no other.

Everyone I’ve seen defending Bitcoin always says the same thing, “Oh, it’s not worthless because you can cash it out for real money any time you want.” (They probably use “fiat government-backed currency” instead of “real money”, because they’re stanning hard for this shit, but you get the point.)

Goat yoga is awful. I signed up for a class earlier this year thinking it would be fun. It was not. Goats stink. At the end of the class there were piles of poop on either side of my mat. Worse was that the pushy venue owner threw cheese puffs near each participant’s mat so she could shoot photos of the goats…

a distinct power gap in who gets called fearless versus who actually gets to be fearless

That one with Superman et al. is just fucking brilliant.

In eastern Europe there’s a proud tradition of painting pink or otherwise defacing monuments to Russian “liberators” who presaged decades of liberation from not having client communist police states. From the pink tank of Prague to the Soviet memorial in Bulgaria. It would make a good trend here and not just in the…

Looks like it was sculpted by someone who’d never seen a horse before. Or a human, for that matter.

I feel like this and the backlash over the “black men are the white people of black people” article go hand in hand.

Everybody knows this is Kaepernick’s fault and it has NOTHING to do with folks getting sick of seeing football on Thursday night, Sunday morning at 9 a.m., Sunday at noon, Sunday at 3, Sunday at 8, sometimes Saturdays, or not wanting to see guys concussed, gruesome bone-breaks, or boring games due to too many teams…

/groan

I think we should now refer to them as “SECRET”-aries.

My favorite theater has reclining seats and serves alcohol (I usually get a drink to go with my brought-in snacks). Second are indie theaters where you can get scones and tea and shit, usually for pretty cheap compared to mega-plex concession prices. At those theaters I usually get tea in winter and treat myself to an…

I can get where he’s coming from. Oliver seems to have done a lot in improving the image and accessibility of single subject Current Affairs programming in the US but that interview he didn’t really get Hoffman to say anything but the story was “interviewer asked a hard question” that really to be honest wasn’t that…

I mean the intermissions were fine when they were actually meant to be in the movie way back when. But for all movies now - they aren’t filmed or edited for an intermission so it’s just some asswipe pausing the projector because he needs a cigarette break or something. It’s insanity, and thinking about it makes me…

wait, what? They forced an intermission on you? That’s insane. I’ve never heard of that before.

Ugh. Low rise jeans. I didn’t wear them then, and I won’t wear them now. However, just like then, I will get laugh at anyone who spends all of her time pulling them up.

Lewandowski has to really be careful about this kind of behavior in the future. If he keeps it up he might very well find himself somewhere as a Republican nominee for the senate.