$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”

everytime i try to tell ghandi anything he ends up nuking everyone...... dudes a dick

Okay, I wouldn’t want you to loose control...

The White Feminism going on in the comments is disappointing but I’m not surprised. Jessica is always talking about diversity but she doesn’t put her money where her mouth is. She has been tone deaf often on this issue. And quite frankly her calling out the lack of diversity was only after a bunch of black women on…

You should be careful! What the Christians have done to Chanukah will probably come to Kwaanza eventually. Chanukah is a very minor holiday celebrating a war victory, and until the past 20 years or so was barely acknowledged by Jews. Now we’ve actually got dreidels (spinning tops) with pictures of Santa on them, and…

and “pare” down, not “pear.”

I just read about this case this morning. It’s so sad. This daughter is going to have a tremendous amount of guilt as she not only knew her boyfriend was a Nazi, she began believing the things he said, and possibly let him sneak into her room where he then shot and killed her parents.

On the actual-evil scale, it rates pretty low. It was, however, tacky as fuck.

Hmmmm. I honestly hadn’t thought of that. You’re right, if it was deliberate it was absolutely freaking perfect.

A “sneak peak” at your pique, even! (Gawd, I’d almost forgotten how much I hate *that* one...)

There’s always next year. Or hell, next month. Who knows?

It is kind of brilliant. Send it to him and his security can quickly and quietly make it go away. Send it to his next door neighbor and it hits the news and makes him a difficult neighbor.

Oh yes, it’s a popular one. Stick around here long enough and it’ll slap your brain in the face.

Wait, are people saying “hoards” of people? I haven’t seen that.

“And of course there’s always the possibility that I’ll be declared brain-dead after a stroke and lie immobile on a hospital bed for a year or more before Melania finally works up the courage to pull the plug.”

And then, of course, his wife, Evil Dipshit, would post a photo of herself holding up the insurance check on Twitter while standing on the back of (one of) their (many) housekeepers.

Doesn’t matter because if was destroyed in the fire, he’d probably be making a profit on it...and then pushing for a law so others couldn’t do that in the future.

I got a book of matches somewhere, do you have any lighter fluid? We can fix that.

Bananas don’t really grow here so are we a Corn Republic? Soy Bean Republic? Beef, Chicken, Pig Republic?

My first job was at a McDonalds. I hated it. Not because of the job itself, and i'll be the first to admit that i wasn't good at it, partly because I couldn't handle the constant beeping and yelling, but the managers were awful. Rude, uncaring, condescending and very often incompetent. I quit after three months…