“He who controls the spice, controls the universe!”

But...dick solves ALL problems!

Translation: I don’t give a shit about this country so I will sit on my ass and stay home instead, but I will tell everybody I can’t vote for evil so I sound like a concerned citizen.

The woods that Trump will open up to deforestation and fracking?

They did it in kind of a curious way, focusing on all the great American presidents they didn’t support:

Sort of reminds of the show Korgoth of Barabaria that aired shortly on Adult Swim. Seems to jump between humor and violence constantly.

OK, what I want to know is, where did you find this comic? Di you have this image on hot backup, just waiting for an opportunity to post it? Inquiring minds...

I believe Mr. Fillion wants to weigh in:

Ryan can help too

Just when your boss finished feeding you a load of tripe about getting time off, you go back out to the security line to find...a load of tripe.

How nice that you added that clarifying post, sometimes you need to explain things in an appendix to your main text

You know that moment where you are like no, no, I really need to buckle down and get my work done and then you are all- a quick scan of Jez won’t hurt. Lesson learned.

I need Miss Jay to handle this one.

What is outdated? Greed? Someone better tell the Kardashians.

How do people not realize that this is STILL considered invasion of privacy? Just because she is famous does NOT mean she no longer has a right to privacy. god, this is horrifying.

Assuming this Kardashian incident is real, and not just another dramatic segment promoting their brand...has everyone forgotten the manners rule that family members don’t host baby or bridal showers? (I’m going on the theory that “in-laws” of unmarrieds count as family, these days.)

Me neither. Why have a Baby Shower and not invite the Mother to Be? Either it was intentional and purposefully hurtful or a shameless ploy for ratings. I guess it could be both.

It was pretty shitty on both their parts, but I imagine K can just send an assistant out to set her up, I do feel pretty bad for Chyna though, that can’t be much fun when you’re pregnant and hormonal

Remember, only one week until early voting in Ohio. And only a little over two weeks until early voting in Arizona.