Exactly. This is a cult, based on a pyramid scheme, wrapped up in a tax avoidance strategy, created by a B-list Sci-Fi writer. If so many people hadn’t been hurt by it, it would actually be hilarious.

Gus and I are ready for this.

Oh dear. Now they may label you a “loner,” and then how will you go on?

Fuck being a girl. Here’s why it’s good to be a woman:

the “balancing 1000 things” is what makes me the most mad. I “balance 1000 things” because I know full well that if I don’t take the dry cleaning, book flights for thanksgiving, coordinate w/ my inlaws, book a cat sitter, etc, that shit WONT GET DONE. And it’s not b/c my husband is a loser. He’s just not used to…

Daymakers are idealists, go-getters, and “choreographers” who are able to “balance 1,000 things” well for family, friends and themselves, he said. They also love to host others and are “joiners,” not loners, he said.

my official response to Vera Bradley as a self-identified 35-year-old woman who “appreciates beauty in color and prints and thoughtful details and in her relationships”:

Yeah, man. Fuck getting equal pay, reproductive rights, or convincing men that I’m a person and not an object. It’s way better to get ‘pretty stuff’ and ‘be treated like a lady.’

They also love to host others and are “joiners,” not loners

Or they could try making bags that don’t remind me of the bedspread in a Radisson circa 1994?

it also wasn’t his money he paid with, it was money other people had donated to charity that he then used to pay his bills.

It would be illegal for Trump to benefit from a gift made by the Trump Foundation. It should end the foundation’s existence as a 501c3.

Yeah, right. In my limited experience, the IRS is completely useless when it comes to high-profile, high-dollar matters like this. They’ll throw the entire weight of the federal government at the guy who filed the incorrect form and owes $500.00 in back taxes. They won’t lift a finger if you did owe $5 million.

He went bankrupt four times. Fiscally Responsible is for peasants!

Yeah, let’s not let up on that Tax Returns klaxon horn! Keep up the pressure. WHERE’S YOUR TAXES? WHERE’S YOUR TAXES?

Pssssssst: it’s because it’s not his money. That’s the benefit, is that he’s not paying.

They can lose their 501(c)(3) status. The chance of a charge is about as likely as me becoming President in November.

Maybe this will be the thing that nails him?

Take heed, children: if you want a cookie, don’t try and sneak your hand into the cookie jar; just stuff your entire head into the cookie jar and wear it for a helmet, and people will just keep giving you larger cookie jars to see what you look like bobbing around under them.

This may finally be the year where people love and appreciate the IRS.