If you don’t get me off for my murder when I get out of jail I’ll kill you is...just not a good look, dumbass. Neither is your statement that you’re politically, religiously and biologically (?) opposed to non-white lawyers.

Why is this shit always in comic sans?

And her doubling down is just weird, particularly when she admits she’s wrong, semi-admits to the doubling down, and then does it again. It kind of makes you wonder what exactly her criticism is and why she’s so insistent in making it, even in the light of the correction (but not retraction, which is also weird) of…

To eat the sailors. The ships were basically takeout delivery for them (as they couldn’t fly too far from their rocks.)

I was just wondering what it must be like to live with constant derpface. Does he always look like that, because I am terribly close to almost considering pitying a Trump.

When has she ever been pure pop though? There’s always been the experimental bits of her work. This wasn’t notably different than what I expect with/from/of her music.

As people have said over and over and over, “yes, but we’re talking about the black ones right now.”

I know it’s probably been said in the comments that I can’t see (thanks kinja) but if you “act like a racist” it’s usually because you’re a fucking racist.

Only the Hispanic half saw anything to apologize for.

Kind of like Jack Gleeson did as Joffrey? (Only GoT had fewer people wondering “how the fuck did this get renewed?”)

People are severly lacking in mythological perspective here. Nymphs lost. For fuck’s sake people, do you have any idea how many different types of nymphs there are? ALL of those water creatures can be under the umbrella of nymph (or fairy)! Like forest creatures? ALL of those creatures can be under the umbrella of…

In spite of my love for the hat (or maybe I just miss Taboo,) I can’t say I’m too upset at Baba Yaga beating out Babadook.

If and only if the sale of my right to vote came with a resettlement plan to live in the country/city I chose with the US footing my bills for the emigration, citizenship and first 5 years of my new taxes in my new home would I even consider it. If I can’t have a say, there’s no reason for me to continue to be a…

I would be so busy playing with the sound effects I might never get out of the bathroom at all.

Those teeny, tiny cans of Ozium. It’s like straight ozone. Kills poop smell, kills the smell of everyone else’s perfume/laundry enhancer-booster, too.

It’s the caffeine. Works like a stimulant-formulated laxative, so basically anything with it can make you poop. Mountain Dew can make you poop.

I once asked the stall next to me where she got her shoes. Then there was the aural equivalent one of those film sequences they use where everything literally comes to a screeching halt and everyone (but the person responsible) looks at each other dumbfounded. After a while of “thunderous silence” someone started in…

More than any of the previous brackets, ever.

Corvettes. Not metal enough for Iowa. (Take that how you will.)

When someone’s raping your twelve year old, there’s no better tool than immediacy.