Why the fuck is snake losing? Two words for you: eyelash viper. THERE IS A SNAKE NAMED THE EYELASH VIPER! Snake should be kicking ass.

Illamasqua has a history of using blackface in their ads.

This administration probably thinks that it’s/they’re someone else’s problem. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if most of them didn’t know that we’re responsible as a country for our territories and possessions just as much as we are the various states.

I like the one where “Katie and her friends” turns into “her one passenger that witnessed.” So which is it, she and a bunch of her friends, or she and one passenger, or poor, lone Katie felt threatened?

Nellie was the only character on that show that I could stand. But then again, I’m also a Lucy (from Peanuts) fan so maybe I’m just evil.

What the fuck is with all these dumbasses that think that proto-we were somewhere in Africa running up to the slavers and saying “please massa, please oh please take me to work on your plantation?” We have more right to this country than anyone but the folks you stole it from jackass. Maybe if there’s something you…

So they...ordered pizza delivery?...and called it a festival and found doofuses silly enough to pay $75 to attend? This is a crime on multiple levels, and I’m not entirely certain that it’s just on the side of the swindlers. Can you be prosecuted for being so blindly silly as to pay $75 dollars to stand around in a…

Sooo...company policy is to arrest whole families of customers when they make large deposits? You sure that’s the statement you want to make? You sure?

Most likely they all go to the same surgeon. Who, admittedly does beautiful work, but it’s SO much work.

Does it get more white than the sudden fascination with all things rose?

I kind of can’t believe that Ugly Duckling isn’t getting more votes. Think of all the colors waterfowl come in. And all the feather patterns too!

I hate even trying to look for anything at ASOS. There’s too much there and it’s never properly categorized. And most of what’s there isn’t what it should be (unless every single one of their customers works in either a night club, a brothel or a punk band.)

Too much acid for some of us.

I just don’t understand why the simplest and most accurate solution wasn’t even attempted in any of the suggestions. Something along the lines of “hey...we’re not sure what the conditions are going to be. Maybe we should take something that doesn’t need to be kept chilled.” How much easier does it get than that? You…

If the concern trolls would concern themselves with practicalities (like why are there still no good plus-size options for work, if we’re in a plus-size fashion golden age) it wouldn’t be so annoying. But they’ll all pretend they worried “for your health” as usual. But don’t worry. Dunkin’ Donuts started their pumpkin…

It came from people who own too many highlighters, strobes and pastels. If 90% of your makeup ownership involves glitter, pearl, shimmer or opalescent anything, you were part of making the mermaid (and unicorn) thing a thing.

Metallics have made a big comeback in the last few years. And with Furiosa, more people remember future/cyber grunge than before. I could actually see this as a coming trend that has nothing to do with Blade Runner. Because I doubt the new BR is going to take many if any risks in the beauty arena. There won’t be a…

And there’s also the fact that if you’re polite and do the few chores she asks of you adequately, she’ll give you a plate of buttered kasha that never goes empty. My wallet could certainly deal with that kind of help.

And most of us cannot eat an entire pint of real ice cream in one setting because it is simply far too rich for that to be enjoyable. That’s the thing that bothers me most about Halo Top, the “you can eat the whole pint” thing. You...are not supposed to eat an entire pint of ice cream. What’s next, Halo Top’s version…

Ha! I was just telling someone the other day (when a TS song came on after, for some reason Madonna’s Music) “you know, we were really too hard on Madonna.”