That's how I read it at first, too, but it's totally ambiguous. You'd think a writer would, you know, be able to express himself clearly and all.

Oh please, even my 17-year-old self knew about this, ever since I saw Benjamin Bratt and Talisa Soto's wedding announcement.

I can handle outbreaks when my skin is greasy during hot weather, and I can handle peeling when my skin is dry during cold weather—but how do you handle both breakouts and peeling when the weather is fluctuating like crazy?