I’m a 42 and have never been to a Disney park and want to go. I don’t have kids, and it’s not really a place you can go on your own. However, I’m not one of those Disney-obsessed adults. I haven’t seen an animated Disney movie in theatres since high school. The only Disney movies I own are Mary Poppins and the Parent…

I live ten minutes from Disneyland, have an Annual Pass, and go several times a month. I enjoy it. Good place to walk around, people watch, eat, enjoy the rides and new renovations/additions, all that shit. It’s a theme park! The most famous theme park in the world! It’s fun.

That doesn’t even look like Gwen Stefani. More like Ivanka T.

I love this website because there are people smarter than me who can articulate my thoughts in to actual words.

So, I like Disney well enough, I’m looking forward to taking my kids someday.

Kylie Jenner brought out a hot pink wig and ‘grammed it with the Mean Girls quote: “I’m not a regular mom I’m a cool mom.”

I’m starting to think Trump wasn’t in fact colluding with Russia, but every other member of his organization was and Trump’s too stupid to realize it.

It’s a southern WASP thing, too. Glad I dodged it, though.

I always hated Pretty in Pink because Duckie was so disgusting and stalkery, and I never understood how other people could like him. Same for Love, Actually—Mark isn’t romantic, he’s freaking gross and scary.

I will take every opportunity presented to me to rage about her hideous fucking dress. I can still feel my disappointment like a knife!

Also, Blane was a dick. And misspelled.

The mid-course correction to NOT have Andie end up with Duckie was the best decision they made in that movie. The guy had issues. When one person is that enamored of another who doesn’t share the same feelings, it’s going to be a weird friendship. Turn that into a romantic relationship and you’re looking at an…

I can barely watch ‘Sixteen Candles’ anymore because of the drunk girlfriend scene. My love of Jake Ryan has taken a bit of a hit, too. And I feel guilty for laughing when the grandpa describes what Long Duck Dong (um...) was wearing when he disappeared and then says “no, he’s not retarded”. But, this movie holds a…

Picky eater that aren’t shamed enough by their behavior to keep it in check, at least. (Source: picky eater who sucks it up and finds something acceptable on the menu without raising a stink about it).

I stick to the ‘easily omitted’ dishes where I can ask for something to be left off. Substitutions seem trickier to me because it can sometimes mean throwing things really out of whack for the kitchen workflow. No cheese or special sauce on a burger seems easier than subbing steak for chicken in an Alfredo dish.

I had to read that headline 3 times over. Sorry, I’m very white.

your headlines make no fucking sense.

Am I the only one curious about ‘dead’ being used as a verb?

I can’t even with your using “dead” as a verb.

Who made it okay to use “dead” as a verb?

So is Dead a verb now?