i appreciate her a ton, but she needs to say 75% less. save it for the truly juicy morsels!

The overexposure is happening faster than anyone could have imagined.

Depends, are you trying to break up? I gave up on teaching my wife for the sake of our marriage.

This morning when I was driving to work behind a db in a mercedes with a sticker on his car that said “If you have an Obama bumper sticker, do you feel stupid yet?” (in very small font) I thought to myself, “you know, maybe a king wouldn’t be so bad. At least I wouldn’t have to deal with this nonsense”

What’s wrong with the shorts? They’re basically just Dockers shorts. His shoes, however (which you can’t see in these photos but easily googleable) are truly hideous.

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This assumes a lot. That we (as a collective, pretending we’re not diverse) have the resources to do so, for starters. Would I *like* to move away from a state that had restrictive anti-choice laws? Absolutely. But I don’t have the economic means to do so.

This, right here: I guarantee all these guys are the same ones that will complain about how women are not interested in them, and how they only pay attention to assholes. Well, they’re all being assholes now: let’s see how long that works out for them.

Damn, I would have killed to have so many girls interested in mainstream gaming when I was in high school. All these boys are lacking vision: a shared interest is an unbeatable icebreaker. Dumbasses.

I have several friends who have struggled with this question over the last five years. My thing is this: no parents were curating their kids’ Star Wars experience back when the originals came out, other than deciding whether or not to take them to the theatre or rent them the movie. None of us grew up being told to…

eating is one of the more sanitary things i’d prefer people do while reading

Sounds like a fun premise for a movie, but the trailer is awful. Hopefully the movie will be better, though if not I’ll just rewatch Spy to get my Lady Secret Agent fix and skip this.

“hahaha... ...it’s funny because girls can’t drive a stick shift! hahaha!”

Do you hate being happy or something?

A beautiful, gracious speech that deserved an article with a tone more in keeping of the spirit contained in it.

Also the Moonlight folks turned down an opportunity to come back this year and give thanks. I think the producers of the show realized how badly the speech making part at the end went down. The Oscars are always shittiest to the best picture winner speech which is bonkers. Like this year when that producer got cut off…

I’m glad you took a cheap shot at La La Land, even though they were innocent in all that occurred that night. And were the first to applaud Moonlight on their win.

Bull shit. She is the star of the show. And Doctor Who was hardly a ratings juggernaut at that point.

I’m so depressed it’s ending!! I like that they are bowing out when the story they want to tell is over but COME ON. You have a three year time jump, bringing us to the brink of the Berlin Wall coming down and choose to end it there? How fascinating would it be to watch Phillip and Elizabeth (and to a lesser extent…