I feel actively bad for that little Barron boy. Until he grows up and behaves like his brothers. But for now? Poor kid.

As much as I adore Cate - which is a lot - I thought the Armory show was really pretentious. There was stuff to love, including her performance in some of the clips, and the overall staging of the show, but I just couldn’t get past the “trying to say something outrageous but obtuse” aspect. As yes, Cate as toothless…

They can use Republican elephants too!

And if this election didn’t prove that there’s a sucker born every minute ...

Ahem, I think Trump prefers the P street band.

At this point, it might be best for Trump to ask the Trump University Marching Band to play.

It think people from New Jersey know what a huckster Trump is, all they have to do is look at Atlantic City.

Not my circus ... not my monkeys ...

Can you imagine the temper tantrum he is having right now? He’s throwing the biggest, bestest party and no one will come. All of the cool kids are ignoring him. At least Ivanka will pee there for him.

Not even a cover band will perform at his inauguration, damn, that is extra bleak.

Good idea, the new administration already has the clowns, all that’s missing is the 3 rings.

You know, they might as well see if the Ringling Brothers’ circus is able to preform. It’s gonna die soon, anyway, and represents an America that had its hey-day in the mid 20th century.

In all fairness, this photo may have been taken ten hours into the wedding. I don’t know any bride that looks fabulous after that long in what was probably a very stressful day. Can you imagine the micromanaging that must have gone into the wedding?

To her defense, she had to pee all over trump right before she went on stage. She was overwhelmed.

I’m so happy people I managed to find tickets to Hamilton in London! And for a decent price. Still in abit of a daze. Happy Birthday Lin-Manuel!

If I had at least $4 million to spend on my wedding, I would do something additional with my hair...

They say girls are attracted to men like their fathers.

I just want one complete, non-run-on sentence from him. and for him not to destroy the world... I don’t have much hope for either.

I would pay anything for Twitter to ban his account.