Obama has class.

dood I remember how excited I was when Obama came on during Jon Stewart’s tenure in 2008. It was like a huge thing back then. Now it just seems natural.

I thought it was slowly occurring to him that the president can’t just delegate all of his responsibilities to the VP, but he clearly hasn’t figured that out yet.

If he actually tries to do the job, I think it’ll kill him. I honestly don’t think he can take the hours and stress.

He wants to go home to NYC on the weekends, too. He has no fucking clue. He doesn’t realize that running the executive branch of the United States of America is a fucking 24 hour a day job.

I know, right? Dean lets out an exuberant yelp and his campaign is done for. Nixon sweats during a political debate and gets creamed. Donny boy is a thrice-married, serially sexual assaulting, sniffling liar and he gets elected President.

If the end result is less shrill shrieking on the internet, good.

Ivanka doesn’t give a shit. If she did she wouldn’t have stood by her dad while he ran that completely fucked up trolly campaign. She and her husband are lining themselves up for careers in politics or gathering the influence to continue their business interests. The idea that they are going to be advising Trump is…

Because women are more efficient and only need 8 to do the conning of 11 dudes? See, it’s really a slam on men.

I see it as them only having to split their Oceans 8 ways vs. 11, 12 or 13.

Me too! I bet she’s stayed silent for the kids even though they have disconnected from he. So awful.

Wasn’t the first movie about how Clooney was mad at some dude for boinking Julia Roberts?

Thank you for falling on your sword. I didn’t want to have to be that person.

Madeleine - Nicole & Keith have two daughters not one. I know most people only remember Sunday Roast but they have Faith Margaret as well.

I would pay all the money for a Scientology memoir from Nicole.

I think (or I’d like to think) most Americans know we don’t have it as bad as the rest of the world. It’s good to have perspective about one’s problems. It’s good to be grateful for your luxuries and be aware of your privilege. But the point of the video is that problem solving has nothing to do with that perspective…

Not everyone has that option, whether due to physical disability or lack of public transportation to a job. I am fortunate enough that I do live in an area with great public transit, but choosing to only have one car in my family - and I am grateful that this is a choice I have - limits where I can work, without…

Lots of people use it as a joke, as you described... but many others use it as an insult or a method of killing a complaint someone’s making so they don’t have to hear about it anymore.

I always thought “first-world problem” was just a self-deprecating joke, or an acknowledgement that you must have it pretty easy if the problem at hand is the kind of thing you worry about.

I used the term “first world problems” while talking to a Nigerian once. He gently pointed out that people in the developing world don’t actually spend all their time locked in a desperate struggle for survival, and that they worry about things like cellphone reception and not being appreciated enough by their bosses…