Just don’t put them in guacamole.

The Olsen twins remind me of teeny tiny elderly women.

That cigarette thing made me feel a bit ill.

If you’re an athletic booster who says you’re fine paying a coach’s eight-figure buyout while the school is having to prepare contingency plans for bankruptcy, then fuck you.

Can I get Date Rapist for $400 Alex?

It may have been a guided art project. I did self portraits with my class of 5 year older where I’d have 4 of them at a table with mirrors. I’d ask them to start by drawing the shape of their head. Then to look in the mirror and draw one thing at a time while saying stuff like “what shape are your eyes?” “What about…

I agree 100%. Love, Actually sucks: no character development...dialogue so bad you can see it written on the page as the characters speak. AND some of the characters are such assholes: the Liam Neesom character mourns for about three weeks for his dead wife before he start hitting on the hot woman; the weasley guy…

I have never seen this movie and I am not sorry about that.

All of the relationships in the movie save Bill Nighy and his manager are creepy as fuck. But the Keira Knightly one takes the cake. If I was in that situation, I wouldn’t grin affably, I would close and lock the door, and hastily move the fuck out of town and change my name. The only possible ending of that situation…

The world’s most adorable lesbian couple couldn’t save this pile of junk movie. It’s the worst. Every single story line is horrible, even/especially the creepy little kid stalker. What the fuck is up with these people and this movie?

Must see:

The Keira Knightley, Andrew Lincoln and Chiwetel Ejiofor story is still creepy as fuck and doesn’t work at all, and Firth’s story really just seems rushed/ridiculous. Bleh.

I’ll bring it alright.

I just hate this movie and all its bullshit. Yeah I said it. Bring it.

The ziploc twist and locs are good for this ‘cause they travel ridiculously well.

I think it’s important to be able to have romanticized love-affairs with a location, without necessarily needing to live there & immerse oneself in its nitty-gritty details.... That’s what keeps it a special place for you to visit. You can appreciate its realities without wanting to live there.

The “Great Emancipator”, Lincoln, said in a debate with Steven Douglas:

This guy had a screening of The Birth of a Nation in the White House. First Movie to be screened in the White House, so it wasn’t like this was a typical thing. What a fucking sad joke.

There are good and bad parts to everyone... Wilson was probably extremely racist, but that isn’t the only thing he was as President. I…

Religion was the justification, not the cause.