Look, at least you’re supporting small buisnesses by ordering your sandwiches off Grinder, do you shouldn’t feel too bad.

I’m thinking ziplocs, maybe? If I produced semen and had a colossally idiotic moment, that’s what I would do.

I don’t want to give too many identifying details, but in addition to other weirdness, his pubic hair was allegedly as long and fine as the hair on my friend’s head.

I kind of believe her because she must get really sick of being asked the same dumb questions so why not just have fun with it, but I also kind of don’t because it reminds me so much of Miss Rhode Island’s answer to the “perfect date” question in Miss Congeniality.

The last straw for me was when they started selling maize dogs at the concession stands.

I wish I could star this more than once.

How is this buried in the grey? DETAILS PLEASE.

This just brings back memories of the guy that told me that my body, “Was almost just as good as his!!” WELL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A DONKEY KICKED IT. #HateSexAnyway

Just coming here to say that a friend of mine is on Raya and she legitimately used it to score the weirdest weekend with Matthew Perry.

Huh. Well you clearly know this Arken person better than I do. I thought he really loved his wife.

buzzfeed’s article about this in april was especially telling (and a really egregious omission from this post imo...) http://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/tinde…

damn,girl.

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Wait... so this is a different couple of Republican state legislators cheating with each other, suggesting it’s all just a political ploy by the other guys and finally admiting their guilt when their colleagues are like, “Guys. Give it up. We allllll know.”?

So next comes the part where the guy makes up a gay sex encounter to be disproven later and make this story less shitty, right?

Don’t forget white. Seriously, all the pictures I can find of it are 100% white.

In other words: “Boring, Wealthy, Basic seeks same”?

Really hoping it’s just a bunch of people sending out Cetaphil Gentle Cleanser with a sick sense of humor.

I'm imagining a tied condom. And hoping this is something the televangelists have to deal with too.

Gabrielle Union is 42? Is she part cyborg, I’d have thought she was in her twenties