Hey, I’m a single American citizen who could definitely use $50k in exchange for a wedding/green card situation. Hell, i’ll even live with you as long as you're not rude or evil. How do I get involved in a scheme like this?

So gay marriage IS destroying the sacredness of opposite genitals marriage!

PREACH. People assume that vegans are *soooo* healthy so if we want cake it has to be quinoa flour, applesauce-instead-of-oil, carobs-instead-of-chocolate nonsense. This is bullshit. Have a salad if you want to be healthy. Give me a dessert that has sugar and chocolate and fat or give me death!!!

Kale

You forgot Jessica Alba’s “Honest” line.* This also seems like the mail-order version of Jessica Biel’s restaurant-for-babies idea.

I’d like it better if it were spelled with an e.

I know they say ‘find a niche and fill it,’ but is ‘people who want boxed cake mix to be slightly less unhealthy than it normally is’ really a niche?

I had Jennifer Garner pegged as the one who would do a baking line for the Minivan Majority. Better go see my bookie....

Beyoncé owes her enduring popularity to “white girls”?

It’s what some younger designers do: Go completely out of the realm of fashion as it exists to stretch themselves at a moment that will likely be the last they get to experiment so fully and freely.

How does one be like Rita Ora? What is Rita Ora even like?

If anyone has earned the right to critique the conformity of mainstream music, it’s Grace Jones.

She’s right. She would know since she challenged the status quo and won. She was a black woman who didn’t whitewash who she was to make it back in the Reagan 80’s. I’m re-reading parts of the Andy Warhol Diaries (she’s all over the book) and she not only made herself a big time model when the few black models around…

It’s like the ultimate shade, essentially saying “there isn’t a spit of difference between any of you popsters, regardless of your pretensions.”

Seen as a radical move of rebellion, the use of phallus shapes throughout the collection ridicule and play down the ultimate symbol of power and masculinity in an ironic, youthful and provocative way.

As an American of Chinese descent, this guy can go sit on a cactus pantsless. I, and many others who share my ancestry, have faced racism galore in the United States.

Penis

He graduated in 1982? Based on his behavior I expected him to be one of those ~terrible millennials~ people are always talking about. Either way, what a shitbag.