Sometimes I’ll forget that Britney is from Louisiana and then she’ll do something like this, and it all comes back to me.

If you’re on the work clock, it’s not private time. Doesn’t matter if you’re in the work bathroom, debating what size a coworker or work associate’s boobs or dicks are is not appropriate on the work clock.

It wasn’t “private time,” though. It was “being paid by the public” time.

You probably should not be discussing what their dicks look like while you’re at work, because it’s not appropriate! Sexual harassment is a thing, whether you think it is or not.

Nothing is funnier than hearing men talk about something they know nothing about. “No, no bro, I swear, she had, like sextuple D’s!” Sure, bro. Sure.

Wait. What if my IUD is really an IED?

They just mark off these signs.

Answers door in bathrobe, paint covered sweat pants, smeared makeup, and dirty hair in a top knot.

I went to Richard Branson’s private safari reserve in South Africa and the employees told us a hilarious story about how the last time he was there, he got piss drunk and fell into a pond.

As one who is pubic style challenged, I’d rather attend a workshop on Hair Styling, Downstairs.

god thats so much shittier than my logic ugghhhhhhh. buying a body cam now and wearing it all the time. (jk that still wont work because woman)

Hell, I had a Lunchable TODAY for lunch.

We’ve created an entire generation of oversensitive babies and now poking fun of something is somehow “attacking” it.

Looks like he's found his own personal Portlandpotty.

I hope to be ungreyed, like, anywhere.

i <3 ur username, btw

Easy! I just spend 36 hours a day on the internet!

Because it is not the only thing she is famous for; it minimizes her very valuable work in the field of Human Education and objectifies her. She has parlayed that fame into something socially useful.