Technically non-Christians. As far as in relation to foreign policy goes, these bad apple Republicans use it as justification for Islamophobia. I honestly think the only reason we support Israel is because these fundies hate Muslims above all else. Enemy of thine enemy, etc.

This is what I struggle with. I was extremely high achieving in high school, but my mother always admonished my lack of goddamn common sense. It is getting better. I just wished I had common sense over pure intellect. The former outweighs the latter nowadays.

“Shaking like Shelley DuVall” is the best line I’ve heard all day. Also, the name of my new dance vid.

The general consensus regarding the Rapture (just some random guy’s fever dream, mind you) is that Jesus will come for retribution. Most fundies believe he will kill the Jews because they killed Jesus. That’s the overall opinion. American Christians distort this greatly to justify their low-key anti-Semitic views.

Excuse me, this is Nun of your Business.

Yeah, I have no issue with temporary corset piercings. Björk had a McQueen dress pierced onto her in one of her music videos. Of course it was awesome. It wasn’t a corset so to speak, but it was the same line of thinking.

I was embarrassed to be thinking that the whole time. Maybe she threw it?

It’s one of the hidden gems in the American Mystique, up there with our fascination with serial killers.

Yeah, I don’t see this as an attempt to cook healthy foods for your children. I see it as a test in order to admonish other parents.

I haven’t seen a photo of him in a while! I would escort him to the Town of Pound.

I’ve always thought this, too. Blanket statement alert: the so-called “healthy” vegans strongly overlap with white American vegans. I went to high school with a sizeable number of Indians. They never called themselves vegan, but they were. Their food choices would cause suburbaners to faint.

That’s the weird thing about these fundie conservatives. They love Israel, but they’ll break out in a sweat if you ask their thoughts on the Jews.

It’s a fever dream.

That’s what I grabbed from the comment. They know they’re a minority amongst the Republicans, and it fuels their persecution flame.

Don’t forget to write about my favorite 30 Rock recipe: chili but with cheese instead of water!

Ina, there’s fucking KALE on the top of the cupcake. I don’t have children, but if they ate a kale cupcake and didn’t realize it was made of kale, I would consider myself a failure of a parent.

You got to be in it to win it, because we want peace with unapologetic mighty red, white and blue.

Is that you, Liz?

When I’ve decided on cake, I don’t settle for the most healthy option. It’s fucking CAKE. That’s like wanting to get drunk and buying some weak ass lager.

I always go Attack Mode when someone criticizes Beyoncé, but not when Grace Jones does.