They’ve never read the Treaty of Tripoli and firmly believe our national religion is Jesus.

I found this out a few weeks ago! There’s a few more words us North Americans (well more or less just us USA’ers) have completely obfuscated from their Standard English definition.

Doing a bit of research, the national bird of Barbados is the pelican. My contribution is Pelipper.

This is why the Internet exists. Thanks Gore.

I call these things the “Helen Keller corollary”. You know things exist and can identify them, but you cannot attribute meaning to them for various reasons. When you finally attribute and understand the world, you have the potential to become one of the most revered people in history. I can’t wait for Megyn’s feminist…

There’s that innate womaninity that makes it to the surface. Rarely. Not quite a fully formed feminist thought, but a more “I have a vagina and it occasionally causes Angry White Men to dislike me.” It’s like when you have a fleeting thought of being a lonely traveler on a minuscule dust mote aboard the Milky Way…

Oof. I have no experience/desires for ultras, but I bow at your feet for training for that. I got sick of the 5K after a mysterious heat-related incident that I still don’t know what the fuck it was, and I made a full switch to track. Ever since then I’ve been a middle distance truther. The longer the event, the more…

Single? Tryna send nudes? For theological purposes, I promise.

I’m still stuck in that competitive complex. High school was only four years ago (fuck I’m a young) but I can’t just “run for fun”. I was the rare case of the public school kid competing amongst the private school legacies who practically ran out the womb. I’ve always felt like I had to prove myself. I chose to go the…

I guess the only advice I can give is from the perspective of your son. I would have wanted nothing more than for my mother to quit her job and travel the world. She invested so much time and money into my happiness, and I wish she would have just indulged herself just a bit. She’s one of those rare people who could…

I can’t star this enough.

Yeah, in my vague remembrance of NCAA rules the only jewelry allowed would have to be medical or religious.

Ah! That makes more sense. I’m from the American South so we have our very offensive slurs that are highly problematic and not inventive in the least.

We didn’t interact too much. They aren’t too interested in doing much besides eating and singing, to be honest! But the singing is a HUGE payoff. It can be a bit loud in a small space, but it is extremely soothing if you are in an adjacent room. They tend to vocalize more when left alone or when you are…

We had a canary for a few years. They’re pretty hands-off, just change the water every day or two. Mix traditional seeds with fruit pellets, and don’t shy away from throwing in some fruit slices. They’ll need some grainy surface to walk or peck on to keep their claws and beak filed. We would wash the cage once every…

The first few weeks are a living hell. Smokefree.gov has an app that helped me quit once. I still smoke, but I have all this built-in mental illness shit that perpetuates my habit and keeps me from simply sticking to anything. So I’m a hypocrite but the smokefree app is high quality stuff.

I doubt I could ever pull one out IRL. I just google “colors in the orange spectrum” and attach it to some food item. I’m a fraud :/

I’m laughing aloud to drown out the thoughts that this sienna Sour Patch Kid could actually get the GOP nom.

OED: together, adverb meaning “with others”

I was relieved when my father called him an idiot. I had never wanted to breach the subject, but thankfully the outcome was ideal.