It’s only Sunday but I don’t mind handing this out.

Oh wow that little gathering looks like a Mardi Gras celebration down here. Everything down from the cultural appropriation to the obvious lack of diversity.

I had mixed feelings about Cara x Annie. Cara is hands-down the “it” girl of now, and I feel like that title comes with the desire for “Who’s going to get the girl??” But, she’s left the modeling world before becoming too big to fail, so I applaud her.

CARRIE BROWNSTEIN?

I’m a big proponent in (and it sounds borderline conspiracy theory/state’s rights) the whole olfactory and pheromone thing for attractiveness. Sexy guys just smell better.

“classrooms designed by age and color”

It’s definitely a conundrum within third-wave feminism. Due to 9/11 and the Internet, we definitely have a tendency to ignore what’s going on domestically and present an example of “how the other half lives” to enact erasure. I know many Muslim men and women who have no issue with wearing the hijab simply because they…

Agreed. Hell, before college I would have been saying “She’s not completely wrong. . .” Luckily I grew up.

Ugh. That’s almost as bad as “I get what you’re saying, but [statement obviously ignorant of what you were saying].”

I feel like Hufflepuff is kinda like the BYU or other big name super religiously affiliated university in the US (that isn’t Liberty or Bob Jones). You expect everyone to hate it, but the people inside are super loyal and love it. Kinda the whole “takes one to know one” adage.

This is up there with that Watson to Vergara gif in laughability yet fuckery

I wouldn’t be surprised if me and my white male cohort secretly voted for him. As much as I hate him, he would make sure that my white male folk were the only people who could climb to the top (to join the other white men who are already there).

Maybe outside the hermitage? Like, you get to make biweekly trips to the village to partake in alcohol and fuckery?

Yeah, as much as I want to laugh at Trump. . . It wouldn’t be crazy to say he does have somewhat of a chance. With all this Trump mess, police shootings of black people, debate over the battle flag; the racism is floating to the surface of this country.

Um too many triplets of K in this statement, I’m calling the PC police

This is peak Slater imo

Yeah, I was trying to be Moral Authority while I’m here secretly sporting my last name between my shoulder blades.

Wow. I am. . . Wow. My state’s motto is “At least we’re not Mississippi.”

Hmm. . . I want to say that maybe they extend your info to their proxy organizations, but that would seem to go against their ethos. Weird.

Buut but how do you know if the cat is dead or alive?