his replacement.

I actually one evening looked to see if anyone in Canada had an opening for a piano technician...

It ever WASN’T total nonsense?

Of course, you leave out the fact that “scaring the living shit out of you” doesn’t actually work as a crime deterrent.

It has harsh laws because it’s a fucking Police State.

LW1: Holy shit, I actually agree with Jane! But also, look, even if your coworker is in a shitty relationship, he is an adult and can figure that out himself. If anyone does give him advice, it probably shouldn’t be you, a woman who’s interested in him and who he knows is interested in him. You’re not exactly unbiased…

God bless you, you magnificent creature.

OMG I’m crying. That’s wonderful.

he’s never had the opportunity to defend himself and that violates due process in America

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

This is probably the most satisfying conclusion to a column.

There are two types of bad sex:

I never understood why anyone would want to watch other people play sports. I just don’t get it.

Does she mean Assembly Hall? Memorial Stadium? Is she just full of shit on all of this?

But surely whether or not a person is receptive to sexual advances is not the metric as to whether or not they are appropriate.

Yep. Let’s not forget that Stella only sued for the actual doctors bills. The rest was awarded to her by the judge beceause of the shit McDonald’s pulled.

The “Cosby Constant” is hypothesized to be well over 50. I’m hoping subsequent research lowers it, but your speculation that it lies in the 5-10 range seems wildly optimistic.

He was mowing at 5 AM?? I’d tackle a neighbor for that

a. How is pushing for the expansion of a beloved program “progressivism?”

Ok, I cop to that. My bad.