My boss would be calling me if I missed a morning without some kind of notice or explanation. I imagine they’d ask the police to investigate after 3 days, and fire or try to claim the “dead peasants” insurance on me after 2 weeks. How someone is able to just skip out for 2 months and remain employed is just beyond…

You deserve all the stars.

Really. This is 2016. We don’t call them “leeches” anymore. They’re called “Kardashians".

The dude doc is running Trump’s very own mill. Uppers, downers and opiates, I’d bet all for his star patient in his “boutique” practice with no other legit patients. Clearly, Trump didn’t like the way the antipsychotics made him feel, so those are no longer prescribed.

Wait, so some asshole 3rd world country security guards really did draw their weapons and demand cash as a requisite for letting them go? So Lochte only lied about some events which was really only embellishing and we are roasting someone other than those backwards Brazilian corrupt pieces of human shits? I thought we…

It's about time Dickspin returned.

randilyn, sorry if as I most definitely go overboard here. This is probably one of the few areas in my life where I do not snark, and I that I take super duper seriously.

SportsNation is a twitter poll masquerading as an hour long television show.

Under the protocol Miami is using to determine Bosh unfit to play, is their any timetable for him to play?

If only there had been some red flags somewhere in the process.

No, I’m saying that the NCAA has created a cartel to monopolize access to athletes between 18 and 21 years old and collude to depress their wages to near zero plus the cost of an education they may not want or be able to complete.