I know nothing about either of these parties, but the fact is that "rookie" is a word in the english language, and it really annoys me when people try to claim that everyday word or colors are theirs alone ("Nobody else can color their shoe soles red, we own red shoe soles!11!", "No, you can't have a "ravelympics",…

OK, America; one more time:

I want this for adults. Except instead of candy, you get tiny bottles of vodka and other assorted 'encouragements'.

Nice eye makeup. (What, that isn't supposed to be the takeaway?)

Of course 4chan. Whether you like her music or not, Taylor is a young woman with a prosperous career built on her own creative endeavors. So of course 4chan hates that shit. God forbid a woman be successful at something.

To be honest, I've never understood why people think this is an effective tactic. I've gotten so much more out of simply being polite and kind to others than I ever could get out of losing my temper and going on a tirade.

No. Nope. Sorry.

Bynes herself has claimed that some of her recent behavior is a joke or prank she's playing on the world.

I hate hate hated the infatuation phase. Bring me the not-special being naked around the house and negotiating holiday family time! Love it because it is real and we're both in it together.

You don't need to say "Fuck off", but you do need to tell him in no uncertain terms to stop following you. If he persists, call the cops.

Any chance we can stop pointing to Don Draper as the dudebro ideal of masculinity? Or Ron Swanson, for the ironic hipster douchebros?

Man, if I were T-Swift I'd wear the shit out of that shirt.

I don't think it's a reach. I think it's hard for us to see criminals in normal settings. It makes putting them in jail more complicated. I firmly believe the main reason that the U.S. has become an unapologetic incarceral state over the last 30 years is because we refuse to think of criminal defendants as human…

Why would my clitoris need mascara?

it's eating. it's how a baby eats. people eat in public, babies can eat in public as well. social norms dictate that we crap in private, so we take babies into bathrooms and change their diapers there. babies are part of society.

You're really going to equate feeding a baby with taking a shit? Ok then.

I recently went to get my daughter's hair cut and I brought out a magazine and asked her to pick how she wanted her hair.

With regard to the Sudekeisex, I just have to say that whenever couples won't stop talking publicly about all the sex they are having all the time I automatically assume that they are either lying, or incredibly insecure about their relationship. Or both.

Also, imagine the bragging rights. "When do you want to schedule it? No, that's no good. I'll be on Angelina and Brad's wedding ship for the entire month. Yeah, sorry. Wish you could come, too."