My husband does this too! Every 15 minutes he'll pause the movie or show we're watching: "Who is that? Why did they do that thing?" WE ARE WATCHING THE SAME MOVIE AT THE SAME TIME. I HAVE NO SECRET KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT IS GOING ON.

"Sometimes she mocks my velociraptor impression and it makes me really sad because I'm a good velociraptor."

I was worried that the whole back was going to be Voldemort's face AND I WAS RIGHT.

Do you guys really want to know why I hate Danny Tanner!? I'll tell you! I'm going to get all worked up here, so please just be patient. I remember one episode of Full House when Uncle Jessie scored tickets to see a band that D.J LOVED and who Stephanie had never heard of. Stephanie didn't think it was fair that D.J…

I'm not dead certain I want to hand high explosives to our robot slaves just yet.

Makes sense; the best snarkers are the ones who love the thing they're snarking.

LMAO I love it. Even as a diehard Swifty.

This is awesome! My feedback's going great so far:

Ugh, no thanks. Once I bemoaned to a man I knew "Ugh, why don't the good ones ever come my way?" and he suggested that it was because I do not wear nail polish and talk too much about man's things (read: video games, sports, education...) and should do more women's things, like read ladies' magazines and know more…

Only if you think all displays of sexuality are exploitative. Which they aren't.

My friends HATE mascara on the bottom... but I put it on the bottom outside corners (I don't care what they think about me!)

This article pretty much sums up my feelings about pubic proposals. If a guy ever proposed to me in public I would immediately say no because that would mean he didn't know me at all. I'm a generally private person and I hate being the center of attention, so a public proposal would mortify me. But I guess I could see…

Regarding Steve Holt, I Googled (or should I say "I something-ed") what the deal was with Steve Holt too and learned that they intentionally aged him. The difference between Justin and Portia is that because his look was intentional the info about why he looked like that was everywhere. Portia looking like that seems…