Colonel, I assure you, your pre-teen girls have heard fuck before.

Well, while we’re waiting I’ll continue to get my Ivy fix while having a great time watching Harley Quinn. Because that is a great show.

Isn’t Ivy usually the “adult” in their relationship, Evil Lincoln?

I’m hoping the next Suicide Squad movie is called ‘Die Suicide Squad, Die’.

My vote is Jessica Chastain, I think as actresses she’d be a fun pairing with Robbie, and she could pull off the PhD/botanist aspect of the character as well as the femme fatale part.

I really hope "handled it on the spot" means she kicked him in the nuts.

I thought that was going somewhere else but you surprised me.

I like T-Pain , he seems nice , also he fucked a mermaid that one time .

“But it does seem reminiscent of the way Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker made a point to give Oscar Isaac’s Poe Dameron a female love interest just so nobody would come out of that movie thinking he and Finn might end up together” YES IT SURE DOES!

Good thing nobody tried to stop them, they probably would have gotten shot.

This is supremely dumb and all involved should lose their jobs, but honestly this feels like a feel good story after reading this:

I have a friend that I grew up with who is a total bootlicker. “Why do people hate cops so much?” Was one the questions he asks me years ago before I stopped talking to him when he became a full on maga turd. I tell him its pretty much shit like this, they think they are above the rules and laws they enforce. I wonder…

You were so close to “Paul Reubensesque”

I'll say this about Vin Diesel: the man pulls off a pantsuit like nobody's business. 

“we have a counterpoint: Nobody remembers Real Steel, so nobody will notice or care if this is the exact same movie.”

I know this was meant to emulate Gremlins (presumably), but it ended up reminding me of how cute the Adipose were and how much I miss Donna Noble.

I remember walking out of Ghostbusters 2016 thinking “that really wasn’t that great, but compared to the vast ocean of overwhelmingly mediocre all-dude movies, it’s clear that they should get to make 10 more mediocre sequels.”

I didn’t LOVE the 2016 movie, but I liked it well enough - the cast was appealing, enough of the jokes landed - and agree it absolutely didn’t deserve the reception it got.

Magically sentient inanimate objects have an innate deathwish. It’s a known fact.

No, what doesn’t make sense is going to get ice cream first and then shopping.  You get your damn frozens last!!!