“But what is a penis, if not a clit persevering?”

Cancel Culture is out of control. This is clearly an attempt to attack masculinity by literally taking away a man’s penis. Show us the penis! We’ll own those libs by having all these penises in our faces all the time!

If you’re going to be high at some point, I can heartily recommend Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga.

I’m in, so long as it’s a hard sci-fi reboot.

Jason Mantzoukas is a national treasure.

This might legit be better than ‘Alfie.’

It’s interesting to me that the narrative is “Elizabeth Olsen was in her sisters’ shadows but now she’s the most famous of them all!” when Mary-Kate and Ashley are actually doing absurdly well for themselves. 

If only Zach Snyder was doing MCU. We’d know whether or not he has one and how it compares to Dr. Manhattan’s.

“She ain’t bright, she’s just thick.
Her man, the Vision, ain’t got no dick!”

Husband and Wives released a couple weeks after Dylan made her accusation and Manhattan Murder Mystery was set to start shooting after that, Farrow was eventually replaced last minute with Diane Keaton.

Okay, let’s put aside for now how dumb it is to say that because he was 14, he’s better positioned to talk about Dylan’s experiences than Dylan herself.  Three adults, all older than Moses, corroborated Dylan’s story. So....

My wife an I dream of getting on one of the “hunter” shows and completely fucking with the production crew. I’m going to annoyingly mispronounce common items by stressing the wrong syllables (the gra-NITE counterTOPs and cabiNETS), upon entering the en suite I’ll tell her “I can definitely see you going to the…

“Most importantly, it acts as a damning mirror for the society that let Allen thrive after the allegations became a major public scandal.”

GTFOH with that “people make decisions in a vacuum” mentality. HGTV sold the idea that “anyone” can turn 75k into 200k and then 200k into 500k etc. with their house flipping shows. When people are consistently bombarded with bad information some of the responsibility falls on the presenters of that bad information.

Well, to each his own!

I’d worry about living somewhere where you can still legally be fired for being gay, youth conversion therapy is still legal, the majority of residents oppose marriage equality, and you can still use the “gay panic” defense to legally get off from murder charges as long as you can prove you…

I would totally watch a series in which Mike Holmes goes through the houses featured in certain other renovation shows and shakes his head sadly while pointing out every place where they cut corners or made a bad decision or papered over some infrastructure issue and now it has to be re-done...

Yeah, I know that House Hunters/HHI is heavily produced, and they’re looking for some kind of conflict in the couple, who already have a place picked out/under contract. But you can still see people’s personalities shine through a lot of the time, and you can tell which couples are gonna end up divorced within 5 years.

Well now I want a House Hunters International marathon with Roxane Gay (the clearly superior variant which went unmentioned). It’s the best of both worlds: actually-sometimes cool houses in desirable cities, and the most infuriating people you’ve ever seen on television. It’s almost worth hearing the most basic woman…

Just going to put this out there - it might depend based on what market you live in, but Airbnb operators deserve zero sympathy for being overextended now. They swooped in, took a bunch of properties off the rental or residential market, because it was more profitable for them. If COVID means any properties have to be…