I kinda hope by the time I die we can somehow post video clips for our obituaries because I kinda always wanted to go out with this

Oh no, you mistake me: I couldn’t give less of a shit about the New England Patriots. Ditto football. The change is just funny to me.

That line is actually standard in the obituary template. You’re free to delete it if you want, but no one ever has.

For that I blame Joss Whedon.

Reality TV has been an extraordinarily popular genre for the better part of three decades. Get over it, man. 

Jesus Christ. He can splash taxpayer cash for those loud ass shoes but can’t get set up with a decent tailor? We’re beyond a discussion of pant break — those shapeless, baggy ass pants make him look like every 8-year-old who is expected to grow into the suit set his parents are trying to make last for two years.

(...an error that was made 14 times, apparently). Isn’t it kinda intentional after, say the first ten times?

Is he auditioning for a part as a villian in a Dick Tracy comic or something?

It depends on what you mean by explain I guess. It stays weird up until the end, but it has a satisfying ending.

Scott is an unlikeable Douche but I feel like that’s the point. He’s also faintly sympathetic because he’s the sort of slacker guy in his 20s douche that a lot of us have either been or known. I don’t know, I cut the film more slack likely do to its visual panache.

I know popular opinion goes back and forth on this one (due to the constant unrelenting cycle of internet hype, hype backlash, post backlash hype, etc.), but I love this movie. I don’t care even a little bit about the main love story...or really almost any part of the story, but it’s the most fun I’ve ever had in a…

This show, man.

Wow, Kwame continues to break my heart. I really hope he starts getting the support he needs!

I couldn’t help think that the Parks and Rec special was foe charity. Same with a lot of the other reunion shows that have been done. This was done to raise money for NBC. Just for that it deserves something close to an F

Can we stop calling the Friends reuinion a “reunion” since it isn’t anything more than the actors sitting in tall chairs on a stage talking about how they remember the time Matthew Perry was high all the time and skinny and then when he wasn’t and got fat?

I see this objection a lot lately, but it’s an allegory, not a one-to-one comparison. The X-Men exist in a world where every third person has superpowers and the government builds killer robots that are routinely used for evil. There is no good reason to single out mutants or to believe that attempts to contain them…

Well I see why they love him because when most Republicans die they also disintegrate into a pile of goo

Can of vegetables!

How sexist, nothing for the girls?

Fun for the EMT folks to remove that device from you before putting you on the gurney