So who’s Baron? Cousin Greg?

The last couple years have shown me my 72 year old mom isn’t the feminist liberal role model I thought she was growing up. She told me last week that “the squad” should sit down and shut up, and she’s brushed off some of the #metoo revelations with stuff like “we all dealt with stuff like that.” And then there’s…

Quick point of fact on Thor:

I’ve only read a couple chapters of the book so far, but it’s REALLY GOOD. Miller is an excellent writer, though it can sometimes be a painful and immersive experience to read about what she went through. I think it may be too difficult for some survivors of sexual violence, but I think if you’re able, you should…

Aside from the obvious hideousness of these shoes (which I realize some people will like specifically because of how ridiculously ugly they are), kitten heels are the dumbest of all possible shoes. They’re not high enough to actually make sense for an aesthetic appeal (kitten heels aren’t going to make anyone’s legs…

I know the Roy children are supposed to be Trump-like, and the obvious parallels at the start were Don Jr. is Kendall, Eric is Roman, and Ivanka is Shiv, but I think they got it wrong.

It’s because he looks so much like Mike Huckabee, isn’t it? 

I don’t know if you’re a Who fan, but the all-caps “fantastic” gave me an ironic giggle/groan, since it was the 9th Doctor’s catchphrase.

“People love the way I look in that series, but I was very ill,”

I honestly don’t get cynical people. What’s the point? That if we don’t get 100% of what we want, it’s not worth it to try for anything? That failure is inevitable, so fuck it? Is it a defense mechanism, to protect yourself from getting your hopes up?

Your mom probably knows all this already

Smugness is my number 1 punchable quality. To me, Paul Ryan has always had the most punchable face in the world, and it’s because he looks so fucking smug and pleased with himself. But some deranged people think he’s fuckable, and maybe they see that smugness as confidence? 

Anyone going into the film is likely familiar with Jokers of yore: Jack Nicholson’s dancing and campy gangster, Heath Ledger’s cunning and truly brilliant criminal mastermind, and whatever Jared Leto was trying to do​ in Suicide Squad​.

My mother-in-law recently found my last pair of fancy high heels in her basement. We lived with her for a little while three years ago. She was like “here, you probably want these back” and I answered “I mean, I haven’t noticed they were missing for three years now, so I probably don’t need them.” I’ll probably end up…

Sometimes I switch up shoes exactly for that reason. My job has me working a couple big meetings a year where I’m on my feet for 15 hours straight, and wearing a different pair of (comfy) shoes each day has been a lifesaver. 

Right? This whole post was dumb and petty. It’s not on her to fix shit, she’s a private citizen. Joan’s the one who needs to move on here, not Hillary. 

My husband and I were discussing Jokers last night and decided that the Animated Series has to be left out of all these rankings in order to give the other versions a chance. It’s got the best Joker, best Batman, best Harley and Poison Ivy... I could go on.

LOL she was talking about Trump. The fact that you assumed it was Bernie... you’re telling on yourself.

This dude is going to be relying on laws about pre-existing conditions to care for kid #9 (who I think has some kind of heart defect or something). Laws that he tried to repeal a bunch of times. Consistency and morals are clearly not something he wastes a lot of time worrying about.

That’s not a portrait of Tiffany, that’s CLEARLY Tara Reid.