I want to punch Tobey Maguire in his stupid crumply-cry face. 

I love how awesome the trailer looks and I am SO EXCITED for this movie, but part of me still wishes Carol had the short hair she currently sports in the comics. I would love to see a female superhero in a movie with no concern as to whether she looks “feminine” (read: fuckable to straight dudes) enough.

I was wearing a band t-shirt and a hoodie when I got engaged, but I COULD HAVE been wearing a nice dress!

The use of “impressive” is such a red flag and it really shows how much he was grooming her.

The details are more than just run-of-the-mill sexual misconduct. We’re talking attempted rape.

This is a great pick and I’m really excited to see what she’ll do.

Scrolled up to see what you were talking about, now I can’t unsee. 

Honestly, the turtleneck/jacket combo is waaaay more offensive. 

Board to Moonves: I SAID GOOD DAY. 

None of these trailers (aside from A Star is Born) tell me anything at all about the movies. So I’ll just stay home and watch Spice World and Josie and the Pussycats back-to-back on Amazon Prime. (Again.)

I’d put Aaron Samuels on this list too— even though I’m not totally sure Mean Girls counts as a teen rom-com? But he’s got a whole lot of emotional maturity for a teenage boy (drunk girl he’s into is trying to get into his pants in her bedroom, and he’s like let’s slow down and talk about this, ok?), plus cute hair,…

Jameela Jamil and D’Arcy Carden both deserve supporting nods for The Good Place. I’m honestly surprised Danson is getting recognized, because I thought they’d think the show is too weird to fit in with the usual batch of sitcoms. 

Thank you for this. 

Maybe she and George wrote it together— it was a trust-building exercise their marriage counselor assigned them. 

Yeah, it seems like the turnaround hasn’t been quite to the Christian Bale level of insane body-fuckery. 

I would prefer he used his Rocket Raccoon voice for all the dialogue in this movie, personally. 

Right? Listening to it, I’ve had so many face palm moments for the dumb shit Clinton did, and the opportunities he squandered.

Does anyone else listen to the podcast Slow Burn? The first season was about Watergate, but they’re in the middle of season 2, about Clinton’s impeachment. I was a teenager when this was all going on, and I’m learning so much about stuff I didn’t realize, or misremembered. And really the main takeaway for me has been…

As someone who lives near Annapolis, get fucked. 

Woman, 35, in a relationship with a dude since I was 21. It was the night we met, and it was at a show while a band was playing. He didn’t ask, but he’d been working up to it for awhile. He’d already asked for (and received) my number, we’d made plans to hang out, and during the last band we were standing very close…