She’s in GLOW now! It wasn’t until the birthday party episode that I made the connection.

My pit bull spoons with me, my husband does not; therefore, the dogs stay in the bed. (Our puggle sleeps between my husband’s legs.) He’s also a total pushover, and lets the dogs push him around in bed, but I have stricter boundaries when it comes to my sleep, so they don’t pose a problem for my sleep quality.

I have a friend like this. He’d been married for like ten years, but after they broke up he’s just been jumping from one relationship to the next. After he broke up with his last girlfriend, he talked about taking some time and learning how to be single. That lasted two weeks before he got back together with his first…

I remember that episode of Party of Five! We were on vacation in Florida at my extremely conservative grandmother’s condo, and my sister and I COULD NOT MISS IT (it’s easy to forget what a tragedy missing an episode of your favorite show used to be, nowadays). We were watching it while keeping one eye on the door,…

My best friend’s dog died suddenly shortly after her son was born. She was a sweet pup who I had advocated for at the shelter, so I always felt a special bond with her— and a certain amount of guilt when she died and broke my friend’s heart while still postpartum.

In college I took an archaeology class, and on the first day the professor said something about archaeologists not all being Indiana Jones, and I remember thinking “Bish plz, I’m here because of The Mummy.”

I semi-agree. I actually think The Mummy Returns is even better than the original, but I love them both.

My office is dog friendly, which mostly means that one employee occasionally brings her very old, and very mellow Pomeranian to work with her. The dog mostly sleeps during the day, but makes the rounds every so often to visit people and beg for scraps at lunch, and overall isn’t at all intrusive. We’re a very small…

I haven’t been to a dog park since one of my dogs was attacked at one, and NO ONE helped me. I got bitten badly on a finger while trying to break them up, and the two dogs managed to do some damage to each other— my dog and I both have scars from the incident.

On the plus side, all of the second marriages have gone much better, and all those couples are still going strong, several years later.

I have been to multiple weddings for several of my friends, and the first marriages were always a result of “Well, we’ve been together a little while and all our friends are getting married, so I guess this is what we should be doing” kind of thinking. Every single one of those marriages ended within two years. In one…

I love how old pugs turn into these weird little monsters that are so ugly they’re cute. I have a pug mix who’s 12 and is getting to that point and it’s awesome. Every so often my husband and I contemplate adopting from a pug rescue— we particularly like the idea of a younger one to be a protege to our little monster.

I’ve run into John Waters around Baltimore, and I second your testament to his nice-smelling ways!

So the “mediocre heaven” is like, The Medium Place, right?

He’s the J Jonah Jameson of my heart, laughing at and being mean to Tobey Maguire.

That’s such a sad story, jesus. I think it comes down to the woman believing a guy when he refers to an ex as “crazy” and stuff like that. Being in the throes of new love probably made it hard for her to believe anything bad about him, especially coming from an ex. I agree with you, I feel like I would be way too…

I gave up after 3 or 4 episodes of The Deuce. I wanted to like it, but it’s kind of dull, and double the James Franco was unbearable even before the extent of his creepiness came out.

This is totally not the point, but this is all I can think about whenever I hear about this show.

My favorite part of your favorite Brody Jenner era.