There was a husky at my old dog park that used to fixate on my puggle, and it made me so nervous. And of course, the owner was never paying any attention to what his dog was doing.

I read the headline and I literally gagged. Like, the “I just threw up in my mouth” gif has never been more appropriate or real. So no, I don’t think I could, even if I wanted to.

And Debbie’s nails. I wore LOTS of shiny metallic colors like that in those days.

She was also a total scene-stealer in season 1 of American Gods this year. She also played a woman whose husband cheated on her with her best friend there, and let me tell you, she does righteous anger mixed with a desire for petty revenge SO FREAKING WELL.

Bash and Carmen’s friendship was so sweet, I love them. I described Bash as looking like a young Rob Lowe, while having the personality of Rob Lowe as Chris Traeger. If I was rich AF I would want to do some of the stuff he does— namely, have giant parties for my friends that involve a drug robot and dress up.

It took me until that episode (when they actually focused on Jenny a little bit) that I realized that she was played by Knives from Scott Pilgrim, who is an excellent character who was TOO GOOD for Scott Pilgrim.

I once ordered a dress from Modcloth that I discovered was from Jessica Simpson after it arrived. I initially felt dumb about it, but then I tried it on and never looked back. It’s comfy as hell, looks great on me, HAS POCKETS, and it’s supportive enough in the chest that I can wear it without a bra (this NEVER…

I had a Yankees version of that coat in middle school. The front pocket/pouch was the perfect size for my Sony Discman. I used to get annoyed because my “going out” bag, a black velvet mini-backpack from the Gap, blocked the logo on the back of the coat.

Key phrase there being “WOULD HAVE.” Dude has no idea how his mother would react in that scenario, none of us do. Even if it happens more than once, the reaction can be completely different each time based on all sorts of factors. I hate that “Well I would do X in that situation” bullshit bravado. Like Mark Wahlberg…

My husband has told me in the past “I know you can handle yourself, I just want you to know that I’ll be right there with you, backing you up.”

“Situational” is a good description. One time I was walking out of a crowded bar and I saw a guy grab at my friend. She kept walking, and I looked at him and said “Don’t fucking touch me.” So of course he grabbed my ass when I walked by. I was already on high alert and tense, so when he did that, my immediate reaction…

Pence scares me, but at his core, he’s a politician. He’s an evangelical extremist politician, but we’ve dealt with those before. It would absolutely suck to have to deal with that again, but it would be a hell of a lot better than the threat of an actual nuclear attack.

I was curious, so I looked at his Wikipedia page. Dude is 48 years old. First he was married to Rachel Weisz, who is 1 year younger. Then he married Brandi-Ann Milbradt, who is 9 years younger. Now he’s dating Jennifer Lawrence, who is 22 years younger. I can’t wait to see how the pattern continues.

...and is also kind of a dong.

I saw it and thought “why the fuck did they give her Ivanka neck?” (Seriously, Ivanka Trump’s elongated neck freaks me out.)

Agreed on your list. Evans, Pine, and Hemsworth are all basically tied, but whichever one is in front of me at any given moment moves to the top of the list (Avengers movies involve a lot of flip-flopping). Pratt has zero sex appeal to me. Even as Star-Lord he’s just a jacked version of Andy Dwyer, whom I adored, but…

And it was a really good idea to showcase the strength of her dragons. Show the enemy that she’s got the biggest baddest weapons in Westeros, and she’s not afraid to use them.

I think her plan was more of a compromise than her original idea of “Burn the shit out of King’s Landing and take the Iron Throne by force.” She attacked troops outside a castle, which mitigated the potential destruction by dragon. She didn’t destroy a castle or roast civilians, which I think was a good deal smarter…

When she said “Are you willing to risk your people’s survival for your own pride?” I literally yelled “POT? KETTLE!” at the TV.

Masculinity most fragile.