Harlots looks really awesome. I’ll be getting Hulu next month for Handmaid’s Tale, and I’ll definitely be checking this out as well. I have stuff like Medici and The Crown on my Netflix list, but I just haven’t gotten around to them, and I’ve been curious about Victoria and Taboo. I guess my point is that I really…

<Insert “Why Not Both?” gif here.>

(British =/= English, but Malcolm Tucker was the first thing that came to mind.)

A well-done torta is fucking manna from Heaven.

No, but I bet Ian Rubbish does!

As someone close to people who work in NASA’s Earth Sciences division (you know, the place where all of NASA’s budget comes will be coming from) allow me to say FUCK YOU.

I, for one, was NOT rooting for you, Tomi.

I was thinking it was some kind of bread pudding, too.

The majority of my public school days were under Clinton in a blue state, so I received a great education, plus I got actual, comprehensive sex ed. There’s no way I would trade that for what kids are facing today under Trump and DeVos. My childhood feels privileged AF right now.

Being that guy here, but it’s Garfunkel and Oates— I love them both together and on their own. I’m sad their show isn’t on anymore, but I do really like Another Period, too.

I don’t watch a lot of standup, but I subscribe to 2 Dope Queens (with Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams) and Put Your Hands Together (hosted by Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butcher) and listen to them on my commute. Both those podcasts feature a lot of really great women comedians— the downside is that because I’m…

I watched Chewing Gum a couple weeks ago and LOVED it. I checked it out after I binged Crazyhead on Netflix— totally different shows but Susie Wokoma is fantastic in both.

The only times I can recall referring to food as “authentic” is when I’m talking about Mexican food— and that’s to distinguish the taquerias from the Tex Mex style places. But the more I think about it, the more I’m pretty sure I sound like a pretentious twat, so I think I’ll just stop doing it.

The Esther Williams suits are the best ones on Modcloth (IMO). I’ve bought the same style suits from estherwilliams.com directly, or from Amazon, for less money than Modcloth.

George R.R. Martin wrote for it!

I was in Florida for a conference last week and a co-worker brought her college-aged daughter along (it was her spring break). Every single time I saw this girl she was wearing some off-the-shoulder monstrosity. I had a sneaking fear that this mean this style was going to be “in” and now this post confirms it. Dammit.

I work for a nonprofit, so 99% of all my flights are on Southwest, thus I do not understand these fancy in-flight purchased snack boxes you speak of.

I think Leighton and I must have had the same 9th grade health teacher— she always stressed that douching was a terrible idea because “vaginas are like self-cleaning ovens.”

SUCH A GOOD CAST. But...

Emma Stone and Nicole Kidman were both wearing pretty dresses in colors that are totally wrong on them. They both look completely washed out. Those dresses need someone with a darker skin tone— some contrast between skin and dress would really make them pop.